Jake pov:
After my civil conversation with dad, I take Y/N into my room and carefully lay her on my bed. She looks so majestic, her giant breast's shine, her golden blond hair lays on those breast's, and if her orbs were open they would look almost as pretty as the Lorax.
Speaking of the Lorax I should probably take down my Lorax shrine and blow out my Lorax scented candles before she wakes up. Wait I also need to get her head off my Lorax body pillow... also, before you judge me for being madly in love with the Lorax, take a good look at his BEAUTY!!! His orange, fuzzy, 2ft tall body, the way he never wears clothes and reveals he has no c•ck, HE EVEN SPEAKS FOR THE TREESSSSSSSSSSS! YOU GOTTA LOVE A MAN WHO SPEAKS FOR THE TREESSSSSSSSSS! And don't get me started on his jiggly a$$! It's so beautiful he can fly with it!!! HE EVEN HAS A BEARDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! AGHHHHHH I LOVE HIM!!!!!!
Anyways after I put my Lorax stuff away I take a good look at my honey angel perfect baby girl. She looks so perfect... I walk up to her, bring my lips up to hers, I went in to kiss her and SHE WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
"J-J-J-J-J-J-Jake," Y/N stuttered cutely.
"O-oh hi, Y/N I'm just um—checking to see i-if your alright," I lie quickly; my lying skills are perfection! clearly better then my dad's lying skills when he says he's 4 years old like mom...
"C-c-c-c-can I-I-I-I-I g-g-g-g-go h-h-h-h-h-home n-n-now, y-y-y-your r-r-r-r-r-r-room s-s-s-smells l-l-l-like s-s-s-sh!t" Y/N asked politely
And with that, Y/N left my house.
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•Sorry that chapters have been so short guys, I plan on making longer chapters soon! Also I'm going to add quotes from Lucifer (A series on Netflix & fox) at the end of these chapters•
-Random Lucifer quote-
•"Hello my name is Lucifer Morningstar and I... LOVE DRUGS. Love them! MMM! Yummy, Yummy, Yummy. Can't get enough. And I've got LOTS OF MONEY...MMM, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I'll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes" Lucifer (Tom Ellis)•
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
MizahJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
