The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•

Brennifer's redemption arc😱😱😏😜😜😜🥰🥰🥰

Brennifer pov:

I brush my silky, brown bangs out of my face with the tips of my fingers, so I can get a better look at the classroom. All of the students are sat in their seats of the dull room, except for one... Jake... He's been absent for a week... Ever since I did the no pants dance with Y/N... where could he be?

I glance to the side of my desk, where Jake should be, but only see his drawing of bee's entering Charles Lee's dick scattered on the desk. I let out a sigh and look back to the center of the classroom. The teach' is droning about why tooth paste tubs should be filled with cum but, I'm not paying attention. Everything is so confusing... why'd I even fuck Y/N? Must be my maximum awesome horniness... God, I love sex...

But... I knew that Jake likes Y/N despite him denying it... Can I even say 'likes' anymore? What if me boning Y/N's pussy made Jake hate Y/N... and me... If I were him, I'd hate me...

I groan and lean back in my seat. I hate this. All of this is so... so... so stupid... and-and stupid... I just don't want Jake to hate me... he gives me waffles sometimes, because he thinks they're gross... he'll never give me waffles again if he hates me... and I love waffles, like LOVE them. like LOVE them 👉👌👉👌... I LOVE shoving them up my — and doing things that the author doesn't wanna say because EW...

Ehem. Anyways, I need to redeem myself... for waffles 🧇.

I shoot up from my seat slamming both fist on the table in front of me, causing the room to rattle. I hear a few people exclaim "WTF" but I ignore them. I then look to the teacher, and shout, "LOOK TEACH', IM GONNA LEAVE THE CLASSROOM NOW, 'KAY?"

The teacher, Mr. Cocksucker, howls, "NO YOU CANNOT JUST LEAVE THE CLASSROOM IM TRYING TO TEACH YOU MATTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOW SIT THE F**K DOWN R3TARD!!!"

Oh, I see... I guess I'll have to use my ultimate move...

I flash a charismatic smirk and hotly say, "Hey... if you let me go, I'll let you bone me in the back ally after school..." he flushed red as I add, "beautiful..." for extra rizz points. I almost have as much rizz as Jake... ALMOST.

"Bet," the teach' finally agrees.

I begin to walk out of the class room as I hear Charles Lee exclaim, "WHAAAAAAAAAT??!?!? HE GETS TO LEAVE!!! WHEEEEEEEE!?!?" Followed my Orgasm shrieking, "UGH THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!"

Right before I exit the room I hear Alvie yell, "HEY I'LL BANG YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU LET ME LEAVE MR. COCKSUCKER!!!" He then pulls his pant down and shove's his wiener down Mr. Roaches throat.

That was unexpected... I thought I was the most whore-y whore at this school...

Anyways, I finally leave the classroom and use my horny farts to fly from school to Jakes house. Once I get to the house I walk to the front door and knock. I wonder if he's even home.

After a while of waiting a little girl wearing unicorn pj's answers the door.

"Hello, you must be Jakes ma', I'm his buddy, Brennifer," I greet with a kind smile and kneel down to her level, "Do you know if he's home?"

Jakes ma' responds with a, "goo goo ga ga."

"Oh, he is, that's great! Thank you," I beam.