Jealous🥺🥺🥺🥺😏😏😏😏😏🤪🤪🤪

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Jakeypooalpha69 pov:

After committing another homicide, I sprint out of the PE area faster than a waffle eats a sheep. I can't risk getting caught. If I do, the rat man will get me— I mean, it's not like the rat man scares me, IM AN ALPHA BADDIE AFTER ALL AAAAWWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOO🐺🐺🐺

Anyways, I end up running to my STUPID math class. I hate the math teacher so much. SHE TREATS ME LIKE ALL THE OTHER KIDS EVEN THOUGH MY PARENTS ARE THE ULTIMATE FVCKING ALPHAS!!!!!! ISTG THE UGLY DUMB USELESS TEACHERS KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD KILL THIS ONE TOO BUT I CANT BC I ALREADY KILLED ONE TODAY!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEERRRRRRER GRRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK RAWR EEEEEE!!!!!

THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!! But alas, I gotta go to class so I can hit on my classmates.

I waltz into the classroom in a circular twerking motion for speed, and sit inside of my chair. The chair is rough and kinda itchy on my chiseled yet soft a$s... UGH.

I lean back in my seat and whisper/rizz up
the person behind me, "PSSSST!!!!!!! ORGASM!!!!! ARE YOU HITLER BECAUSE YOU CAN INVADE ME!!!!!!!"

"SORRY BUT I ONLY INVADE HOT PEOP- oh dang those abs of yours are kinda MMMHMMM if y'know what I mean" Orgasm passionately exclaims.

I took my shirt off when I killed Me. Cripple btw.

"So we'll rail tomorrow at sundown behind the school?" I ask to confirm our plans.

"Hell yeah," she grins.

I bet Y/N's jealous.😏😏😏

I look over to where Y/N is sitting. She's peacefully answering some math problems with her aesthetic Micheal Jackson pencil. Her hair is down. I've never seen her with her hair down... pretty— WAIT NO!!! I AM OVER HER!! SHE CHEATED ON ME EVEN THOUGH WE WERE NEVER DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!! GRRRR JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME MAD!!!

"AHAJAJSVSJBDJABDJVSIXNDKEBIWBD" I growl out of anger in a void of angry anger-ness.

I AM A BADDIE BAD BOY SIGMA ULTIMATE RIZZ ALPHA!!!!!!!!! I SHALL NOT FALTER TO THESE PATHETIC FEELINGS BC IM NOT LIKE OTHER BOYS!!!!! I AM JAKEYPOOALPHA69!!!!

YKNOW WHAT IM GONNA MAKE Y/N JEALOUS BC I FCKING DONT LIKE AVOCADO CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!!!!!!! BARK BARK GRRRR AUDHEJSBAJVSRJEBRAWR!!

"Hey Y/N, me and Orgasm are gonna bangdidly bang-bang later, wanna watch," I tempt while licking my lips hotly, and running my perfectly crafted fingers over my abs, "WELL YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I ONLY LET PEOPLE WITH BIG HOT SMEXY KNOCKERS WATCH!!!! AND YOU LOOK LIKE GRU FROM DESPICABLE ME!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDJJCIDJSJDJAJSHSIDHSKHAJSBW!!!!!!!!!"

"J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Ja-a-a-ac-ck-ck-ck-ck- I-I m-m-m-m-me-e-ea-ea-ea-ean J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Ja-a-a-ak-k-k-e-e, ST-ST-STAWP!!!!!!!" Y/N yells with a pout then pushes a strand of hair behind her ear.

So cute...yum...wait sh!t-

"NO F YOU!!!!!" I give an alpha-y respond.

"I-" Y/N begins but gets cut off by Mr. Roach or whoever the math teacher is,

"YO STUDENTS STFU!!!!!!!"

"MAKE ME BI- wait nvm sorry teach'," I stop myself, remembering I can't kill him yet.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr I wish I could kill him.

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