Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of
this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though
Istg this is satire!
I search for my pookey bookie Y/N-Chan but cannot seem to find her. She must've ran really far. Tch, now I need to use my alpha powers to sense her location.
I take my big, blue bowling ball out of my pocket. I throw the hard ball up and, count how long it's in the air. It's in the air for 69 seconds. Then, I spin around 69 times and chant Y/N. This allows me to see where she is. It appears she's in the library. I hate the library. Library's are so useless, you can't learn anything from them and, they're so loud UGH. But alas, I must find my crockpot poopsie. I pick up my bowling ball, put it in my pocket, and sprint to the library faster than it took ACACAza to kill Rengoku.
Once I enter the warm, disgusting library I look around, trying to find Y/N. Unfortunately, I can only see books, stupid books to like; Joesph has Five Feet and, First People to Suck Dick. So dumb.
After searching for 5 seconds I consider the possibility that she's not here. But that would mean I was wrong and, I'm never wrong. I look for another 2 seconds before, hearing a loud wail. I turn to the direction of the sound and see Y/N hunched over in a corner, sobbing. Her head is in her knees so I can't see her gorgeous face, I can hardily see her bazoongas as well.
I rush over to her and sit on the carpeted floor next to her. I stare at her without any idea of what to say, I decide to just calmly greet her,
"WASSUUUUUP BBG?!"
I must admit that I'm a little intoxicated from drinking all that, RailJuice HIGH EDITION. But, that shouldn't affect our civil conversation.
Anyways, Y/N looks up and I can see her face. It's scrunched up with tears running down rapidly like a waterfall. Her mouth is slightly open as her lips quiver with sobs and her eyes... oh, her eyes, they are red and puffy from crying, and filled with sorrow. Here's what her face looks like:
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I look down and see the best part of her; her breasts. Those things are massive, bigger then Nendo ass. A shiver of delight runs down my spine from looking at them. I prepare to use my rizz by starting,
"Hey cutie patootie you can cry on my di-"
BUT I GET CUT OFF BY,
"WAHHHHHHHHHH"
Y/N practically shrieks. But do not fret, my rizz is strong and I will persevere! I try again,
"Y/N-Chan, are you a virgin? Because I can change t-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Boo boo bear, are you alr-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Your so fine m-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Did you fall from heaven bec-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"OKAY LOOK Y/N IM SORRY!!! NOW STOP GOING APE SHIT AND FORGIVE ME ALREADY!!!"
I finally snap.
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Wow that was a shocking turn of events wasn't it! Who would've thought that JAKEYPOOALPHA69 of all people would snap like that? But, what next? Will Y/N forgive JAKEYPOOALPHA69?? Or will he need to SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION to remind her of his love?? Well, I guess you'll need to wait for the next chapter to see what happens!
Also, I'm only saying this stuff to add more words so it seems like I wrote a lot lol
