Jakeypooalpha69 pov:
After Y/N forgave me she jumped out the window and used her noodle arms to fly away. For some reason she's flying in the direction of school... wait SCHOOL! I haven't been at that STUPID place in awhile, I think I outta go there today since I haven't gone in awhile... ew, I sound like a goofy nerd. I scoff then begin sprinting to school faster than House's car when he rammed it into Cuddy's living room. UGH.
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At school Jakeypooalpha69 pov:
I enter the stupid, useless, cheap, rotting school and walk down the halls. I see all the girls turn their attention off their phones and instead stare at me and my hotness. I've already said this in chapter one but I'll say it again, all eyes are always on me because I'm hot and alpha-y. I even see a little ugly blueberry bitch staring at me, her face covered in a deep, red blush. Such a simp. UGH. I roll my eyes.
Anyways, for some reason I don't see Y/N in the halls... or Brennifer... strange... oh well! I don't really care anyways.
I continue to glide down the halls until I reach the third class of the day, choir. I hate choir so much but, it's not that bad because I sit next to Brennifer... NO HOMO. I walk into the classroom and notice that class has already started. The teacher, Cinderella's Prince... it's a really weird name...
"JAKE WHY ARE YOU SO LATE! I CANT HAVE MY STUDENTS BE LATE!! IF YOU KEEP BEING LATE I'LL GET FIRED AND BE IN MORE AGOOOOONYYYYYY THEN WHEN CINDERELLA RAN AWAY FROM ME!!!!" He screeches
I just ignore this dumbass and sit in my seat. I look to my left and see no one seated at that seat. WHERE IS BRENNIFER?!????!?
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Brennifer on rooftop pov:
A stray tear slides down my face as I sit on the rooftop, leaning my back against the wall. Don't worry, I'm not gonna jump off the roof... I'm just here so no one see's me cry hot-ly... I love lotion...
I should probably introduce myself, I'm Brennifer. the character who seems really happy but is actually depressed and everyone will relate to and call an 'innocent perfect smol bean who should be protected at all cost'.
I feel more tears roll down my cheeks, upper cheeks, as I look to my left. In the corner of my eye I see a girl with blond hair sitting suspiciously close the edge. I sit up to get a better and realize that she's Y/N!? What's she doing here? What if she's gonna... JUMP??!?!
I get up and begin walking to her, to try to stop her but, she does something I wouldn't have expected. She takes a deep breath, opens her mouth, and...
"LIKE A SMALL BOAT, ON THE OCEAN"
She starts singing. Her voice is so, beautiful... it sounds like dying rat choking on its cum while shitting out a blue taco... it makes me forget about all my worries. For the next few minutes I listen to her sing Fight Song, once she finishes I say,
"That was beautiful Y/N"
I realize that my voice is horse from crying but decide to ignore it. After that she turns to face me with a gasp. I look at her face and see her puffy orbs, I assume she was also crying. I decide that this is the perfect time to ask,
"Wanna bone each other?"
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This is the end of the chapter, sorry it wasn't really funny ig... idk what else to say lol
Have a good day/night :)
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
HumorJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
