Jakeypooalpha69 pov:
I feel my eyes change colors in rage. HOW COULD SHE HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CRY?!???!?! But, this is a different color than usual. My eyes are black. Black with a flame inside, just like the flame inside Rengokupoos heart. Normally they become a different shade of red. This is strange.
I stare at Y/N and she stares back, silent. I then growl,
"WELL SAY SOMETHING ALREADY WHORE!!!"
I feel some weird shit come out of my head, it burns. I look up and see that I've grown intimidating, wolf ears out of anger. GRRRRRR I HATE EXISTING!!!!! IM A FUCKING FURRY NOW UGH FURRIES SUCK (sorry about that part, I actually like and respect most furries) HAGSHSHABXKSJSKSH!!!
Y/N looks at me in fear before shouting,
"YKNOW WHAT NO!! IM NOT GOING TO FORGIVE YOU, YOU DICKHEAD!!! YOU DONT DESERVE FORGIVENESS BASTARD!!!"
I stare at Y/N, my rage fades into shock. How can she not forgive me IM HOT!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT FORGIVE A HOT PERSON?!?!? TF IS WRONG WITH THIS WHORE!?!!!??
She then gets up, flips me off, and uses her noodle arms to fly away. What a bastard. I may need to look at myself in the mirror or read porn to erase this frustration!! GRRRRRRR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
I then look at the ground and see something. I get up to see it and discover... it's the volume 69 of Rengoku jacking off!?!?!?!? WHERE DID IT COME FROM?!?!? Maybe it fell out of Y/N's tits when she flew away? Hmmm well, I should give it back... HA! Like hell I would do that, she won't forgive me so im going to rob her!!! I need to read this asap.
I grab the book and make my way to the corner where Y/N was sobbing. I sit down and open the book. My god this is so beautiful; Rengoku shoves his 11ft long German sausage 🌭 into the hole in his stomach and does the Macarena sexily. I've never felt more turned on in my life... this almost makes me forget about Y/N.
UGH HOW I WISH TO FORGET ABOUT HER!!! MY DESIRE FOR HER IS SO STRONG IT HURTS!!!! I need to make amends!!! I'll do it tomorrow, after I finish reading this manga.
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Oh The next day, JakeypooAlpha69 pov:
I wake up in the library the next morning. I must've fallen asleep while humping the book. WAIT! I need to go to school so I can make amends with Y/N... hmm how will I make amends, maybe I can give the book back. Nah, I like this to much to get rid of it.
I begin sprinting to school faster than the flash because I'm alpha yasss and have alpha Yass powers. Speaking of my amazing alpha powers, it appears that my eyes went back to normal and I'm no longer a furry. Thank god...
Anyways when I get to school I strut down the halls like a flamboyant peacock... man I love cock, especially Rengoku cock... perhaps they're are more volume's to the rengoku fucking himself manga.
Oh I'm getting distracted! The plan is to get Y/N to forgive me! I walk to my first class, which I have with Y/N.
I enter the dirty, roach infested classroom, and sit down in the seat in front of Y/N so, I can talk to her. I got to class a bit early so it's just me... and Charles Lee... I know I've said this already but, I FUCKING HATE CHARLES LEE!!! HES SO ANNOYING WITH HIS 'WHEEEEEE' SHIT!!!! I hope that he BUUUUUUUUURNSSSS!!!!!!
Ugh anyways I wait like 5 minutes for Y/N to enter the classroom. When she finally comes in, she completely ignores me!!! HOW DARE SHE?!?!?!? UGHHHH AUSGSJDBSJDBSJBSUDH!!! I then take a deep breath to calm myself so I can talk to Y/N.
I turn around in my chair to face her and say,
"Forgive me?"
"N-N-N-No" she responds
"Pleas-" I start before getting cut off by Washington
"JAKE STFU NO TALKING IN CLASS!! ALSO YOUR IN THE WRONG SEAT!! SHUT UP AND GET IN THE RIGHT SEAT, THIS IS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMMANDER" He said.
AHAHDJDHDBSKAHJDDUSJCI HE CANT SAY THIS TO ME!! IM AN ALPHA WITH PRIDE, YOU TALK ABOUT ME, I CAN NOT LET IT SLIDE!! So, I shout,
"NO SUCK DICK WASHINGTON"
"I ALREADY SUCK DICK; NENDO'S DICK-" he says before cutting himself off, shocking the class "I mean... you can do whatever I'm gonna start the lesson now"
HAH! I GOT HIM SO GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA!!
"Anyways, today we are going to watch Hamilton because I don't wanna actually teach you idiots" Washington states.
"YAY I LOVE HAMILTON WHEEEEEEEE!!" Charles screams, so annoying UGH.
"you didn't let me finish... you see, the school doesn't have enough funding to watch Hamilton on Disney+ so we're watching the church illegal Hamilton" Washington says, earning groans from the entire class.
Everyone hates the church Hamilton except for me, I love it. I wasn't expecting anyone to say anything about this but to my surprise Charles shrieked,
"WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE HELL WATCHES SCAMILTON!!! FUCK YOU DICK HEAD WHEEEEEEE"
"YOU ALREADY FUCKED ME STUPI—" Washington cut himself off for the second time... this is a weird class "I mean— I'm starting the musical now"
Washington sat at his desk in the back of gross classroom and started the musical,
"🎵How does a scoundrel, orphan, son of a harlot🎵"
MAN THIS SHIT IS SO GOOD!! I LOVE THE PART WHERE KING GUY FORGETS HIS LINES!!! AND WHEN THEY SKIP LIKE 5 SONGS!!! SO GOOD!!! WOW!!
I look around and see Y/N singing along,
"🎵BUT IM NOT AFRAAAID MY HOPE IS IN JESUS🎵"
I think of something to say so I get forgiven,
"Hey, Y/N, do you like this musical too?"
"Y-Y-Y-Yep" she responds.
"So you forgive me now?" I ask.
"N-N-N-N-No" she answers.
Fuck.
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Forgiveness, can you imagine... well, Jakeypooalpha69 sure as heck needs to imagine because he ain't getting forgiveness anytime soon! So you may be wondering, WHAT COMES NEXT? If you wanna know, you gotta wait for the next chapter so, try stick around!
Also the Rengoku book stuff was heavily inspired by YourBestieAlorii so, Thank you! :D
Have a good day/night!
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
فكاهةJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
