I should've said this a while ago but, almost all of the chapters will have swearing
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Jake pov:
BRO WTF????? I KILLED HER!!! HOW IS SHE ALIVE!!??!?!? THIS MAKES NO SENCE!!! I DONT GET IT, THIS HOE SURVIVED?!?!! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! AAHGGGGGGGSYUDUFJEISBXKDJDID NO DONDISBSISNDKENDJCEIEKDD STUPID SON OF A BITCH😤😤😤😤😠😠😤😡😡😫!!!!!
I look around but I no longer see her stupid blue hair. I fly through the crowd of high teens searching for TeruHOTshi. After 0.0000008008 seconds, I consider giving up. But then I see the BITCHY HOE!! I run up to her, and tightly place my hand on her shoulder. She turns around to face me. My grip tightens. I stare into her orbs deep blue orbs before, growling,
"How the FUCK are you alive?!??!!????! ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHAAAA??!??!!"
"Oh, hiiiiii~ jakey~" she says in a seductive fashion, "you see, Steve resurrected me~"
"AND WHO THE HELL IS STEVE" I scream in her stupid face.
"Stevey is this hot guy Nendo slept with~ hey! Maybe you, me, and Steveypoo can have a threesome~~" she proposes.
UGH! What a stupid proposition! I would never, over my dead body, sleep with HER!! EVEN THE IDEA OF THAT MAKES ME BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF ANGER!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJDGJRVEJGDJSHSJDG!!!! THIS MAKES ME WANNA KILL A SLOTH MADE OF RAVIOLI!!!!
I look her dead in the orbs, my orbs flashing to another shade of red, and I shout,
"SUCK DICK YA' CUNT"
She has a response that I wasn't expecting, "I'd like that, preferably your dick though~~"
I stare at her in disbelief before, my horniness turns on. I'm just a horny teen. Looooord, show me how to say no to this.
"Ofc baby girl, you can ride me any day" I say hotly.
I drag her to the cold ground. I get on top, obviously, and prepare for entry. People form a circle around me and TeruHOTshi. Some are chanting "sex!"
I get ready to go in the hole when I see Y/N staring at our lust filled bodies. Her orbs are glossy with tears. I feel as if my orbs are playing tricks on me when I see Y/N's red strand of hair turn blue again. A deep, blue, like an empty sky. I look back at her orbs, only one word could describe her orbs; sad. Not devastated or depressed, just sad. A three letter word with so much meaning behind it, a three letter word to describe her.
When I see her, my horniness turns off and, I realize what I'm doing. I immediately shoot off her and step my foot on TeruHOTshi's face. Unfortunately, I think she likes that because, she lets out a sound of pleasure and moans,
"Step on me harder daddy~~ ah~!"
I ignore TeruHOTshi's remark and shout,
"Y/N I CAN EXPLAIN!!!"
A lone tear stray's down Y/N's soft cheek... her upstairs cheek. She then Naruto runs away. I kick TeruHOTshi and, sprint after Y/N.
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And that's it... idk what else to say, this chapter was kinda boring tbh
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
HumorJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
