JAKE POV:
I walk into my class, my fist still bloodied, I retract my claws and sit in my seat. AHAGSHAGSGAGSHSGSGSGTSTSGGAB I HATE CLASSSSSSS WHY DID I COME HERE!!!!! SCHOOL IS SO DUM!!! AHAGSHHAFSAUGSHSUAGAHAH!!!!! WORST OF ALL I SIT NEXT TO TERUHOTSHI!!! (Like teruhashi from saiki k)
SHE IS SO ANNOYING AND WONT STOP SIMPING FOR ME!!!! Sure I'm hot and sexy and got dat rizz but she still sucks! I'm actually really hot... I think I need to look at myself in a mirror for a min. I pull my 15 foot mirror out of my backpack and admire my beauty.
My silky black hair looks so babe with my orbs...my smooth pale skin makes me wanna flirt with myself...so I do. "Hey sexy, your so fierce...grrr~" I flirt with myself in the mirror.
"Hey Jake! Stop flirting with yourself in class! Put that mirror away!! Its D I S T R A C T I N G!" Mr. Roach yells.
UGHH HOW ANNOYING!! But since I tolerate this teacher I'll be nice "no." I say kindly :) .
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TeruHOTshi pov:
Oh wow jakey is so hot when he is kind🤭🤭😍
Anyways I should introduce myself! I'm TeruHotshi and I'm the perfect hot girl! My mommy milkers are larger then any other girls mommy milkers AND I have all the pathetic boys at this school wrapped around my finger; aside from jakeyPoo and the boy who drag his naked butt across the halls...
Oh my gosh I love JakeyPoo so much he is MY perfect stud muffin! His abs are the chiseled and juicy, he is so alpha-y, and he is sooooo bad!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anyways I heard their is going to be a new girl, hopefully my pookey JakeyPoo doesn't like her more then me... HAH! Who am I kidding he will only like me!!!
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Jake pov:
After I finish starring at my hotness Mr. Roach begins to speak...
"Okay class today we have a new student so please be nice to her" he says
UGH A NEW STUDENT I HATE PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "AGGAGAHAHGAAHAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAGGSAGAGAGAGAGSHHAVAGAHA" I accidentally let out one of my demon screeches in annoyance.
I turn to teruHOTshi and see her blushing like crazy while looking at me... I get it, I have ultimate hotness! AND my screech attracts the womans.
"Okay class" Mr roach begins "we are going to ignore that sound and welcome the new student. You can come in now."
A girl walks in with braided blond hair with only a strand standing out. The strand is a dark blue. She has neon blue orbs and long lashes. She looks soooo fine😏. I bet she will fall for me immediately.
"H-h-h-h-h-h-hi m-m-m-m-my n-n-n-n-name I-I-is y-y-y-y/n" the girl introduces.
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
HumorJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
