Jake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of
this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though
Istg this is satire!
After my honey pie left I walked over to my bed and sniffed it. The bed still smells like Y/N. I must enjoy her lovely sent. My hands travel onto the bed and pull over the blankets. I get into the bed and get take whiff of Y/N's beautiful smell, she smells like if a Naked Moll-Rat and a Skunk had a baby, puked on it, and then sacrificed it to Hitler.
After awhile I fall asleep in the bed and dreamed of killing all the teachers at school with my epic alpha powers. —————————————————— In the morning still Jake pov:
Once I woke up I began my perfect alpha daily routine. First I look at myself in my 7ft mirror and tell myself some inspirational quotes, "set your heart a-glaze, I'd tell a penis joke but I don't want to come off as cocky, milk must come from a tit." After that I look at myself in my 15 foot tall mirror per usual. I look so hot, my black hair contrasts perfectly with my bright red orbs, my abs are chiseled and crunchy like always, my bootie crack is juicy per usual, and my d!ck is longer then the Eiffel Tower. Finally I get changed into another bad boy outfit.
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I'm so hot 🫦🔥🔥🫦🔥
Ugh today is Wednesday, I have school again!!! AHGAJAHSVAHVWAGAGUSSVVSJSHAHAJA!!!!!! But at least TeruHOTshi is dead and I get to see Y/N... WAIT WHY DO I EVEN CARE ABOUT Y/N!! NOW MY CHEEKS (uppercheeks) ARE RED AND HOT!! AM I SICK OR SOMETHING!???!!?? "AAGGGGRGGAGAGG!!!??!?!?!?" I growl in confusion! WHAT THE H3LL DOES THIS MEAN!??!??? AM I BLUSHING??!??!?? NO I CANT BE, I DONT LIKE Y/N!!!! ITS JUST HOT IN HERE THATS WHY MY CHEEKS (uppercheeks) ARE RED!!! I should get to school, it's colder there.
——————————————— In class Jake pov:
I was sat at my desk texting on my phone when Mr. C•ckSucker walked in. "Good morning my r3tart3d students," he started. The way he said it made me so mad!! GRRRRRR! "Unfortunately one of your peer's got murdered on campus, since this was on campus there will be cops coming into each class trying to find the murderer... anyways does anyone know what 2+2 is?" I doubt the cops will figure out it's me cuz I'm so amazing and alpha-y
After he said that Ron Weasley began to answer, "2+2 is-" but he got cut off by two people entering the classroom. One of them is a woman with dirty blond hair and a badge at her hip, The other is a man with dark brown hair and eyes wearing a suit... both of them are so fineeee🫦🫦
"Hello," the woman started "I'm the detective investigating the homicide that took place on campus and that is my consultant. Our forensic team believes that the murderer is someone in this room."
"So the killer better reveal themselves or she will shoot all of you" the consultant said pointing at the detective's gun.
"I'm not going to shoot them!" The detective shot back.
"Oh, in that case I will" the consultant spoke reaching for her gun.
"You can't shoot them!" The detective shouted then smacked his hand away from her gun.
"What do you mean? I detest children of course I can shoot them." The consultant spoke casually
"That's not the point" The detective quickly said.
The two continued bickering for like 5 minutes until I got bored and pulled out my phone.
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•Hello guys:) ! This is the sixth chapter and probably the longest one I've wrote yet, which still isn't much but I'm going to try to write more! Anyways I'm gonna stop adding the Lucifer quotes at the end bc I'm already bored of that so yeah. Also the two cops are actually from a show so, whoever decided to read this can try to guess what show their from or something. Umm that's it, bye <3 !•
