Jakeypooalpha69 pov:
For part 3 of my plan, I need to find Y/N. Since it's morning and school hasn't started yet, she should be at her home. I need to get there quick before she leaves for school! SCHOOL IS AWFULLLLLLL AUGHHH😡😡!!!!
I get the bar of soap off my face and shoot up from the treadmill. I get my baguette and fill it with all of the mangas. I then sprint out the door faster then Dr. Wilson when he realized he was drugged with amphetamine. When I get outside, I rush to Y/N's house.
Once I arrive at her house, which took about 0.69 seconds, I head butt the door 3 times with my alpha strength. This causes the door to fall off dramatically... I'm so strong😏😏😏.
I walk inside the dirty, alcohol filled house. Inside the home, there is lots of glass and dirt and just a lot of gross stuff. I then call out,
"YO! Y/N! YA HOME?"
There is no response. UGHHH IS SHE NOT HOME JAHDJSVDJABSKDBZJZBSJDBDJ. I consider leaving this STUPID USELESS house, before hearing someone with slurred speech yell,
"OI! WHSO THE FUCKSH ARE YA!?!?"
I turn around to face the person. Now, when I say this person is ugly, I mean he is UGLY! He's fat af! He reeks with alcohol! He's sweating like a pig! He looks like an ogre and a Viking combined! And worst of all, he has orange hair and blue-ish violet eyes! I think the best way of describing him is, he looks like Alexander Hamilton if he was a fat, raging alcoholic!
"SHUT UP!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!? OR SHOULD I JUST CALL YOU BASTARD WHO NEVER GETS LAID!???!???" I respond politely.
"OH DONCHT YOU TALKS TO ME LIKE TAT YOU LIL' PUNK!!!!" He screams, his speech still slurred, "IM THE BITCH, Y/N'S, FATHER!!!"
That's Y/N's FATHER??!!?!?!?? How can someone as pretty as Y/N be related to... that?????? I MEAN— I DONT THINK Y/N IS PRETTY OR ANYTHING!!! I DONT LIKE HER INFACT I HATE HER BC SHE WONT FORGIVE ME!!!!! AUGSDUBSUDHSUSBA!!!
"OKAY LOOK YOU WHORE-LESS HARLOT!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ALONE NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!!! Y'KNOW WHY?! ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY AF!! YOU LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT!! YOU ARE A PIG!!! YOU'RE SO INCREDIBLY FAT I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING AT A TUB OF LARD!! AND WORST OF ALL YOU'RE A READ HEAD!!!" I shout, "NOW, BOW DOWN TO ME AND TELL ME WHERE Y/N IS!!!!"
Y/N's father stares at me, stunned, but only for a few seconds. He then gets down on his knees and lowers his head.
"Sir, I'm afraid that she is already on the school bus going to school" he calmly speaks.
UGHAJX BC JAHSJDBSJ NOW I NEED TO CATCH UP WITH THE BUS!!!!! KXHJDBSJCHSOSJEOWHZIAHSI!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬😠😠😤😠🤬😩
"YOU'RE FCKING USELESS!!!!" I yell.
He just continues bowing. I scoff at his existence. I then dart out of the house at my top speed.
I run down the road for only 0.000069 seconds before seeing the school bus. I continue sprinting until me and the bus are side by side. I bend my knees slightly and jump headfirst into the bus. I go straight into the bus through the hole my head left in it.
I immediately see Y/N sitting in one of the seats. I rush over to her and say,
"Hoe, follow me!"
"W-W-W-Why" she asks.
"JUST TRUST ME" I practically yell.
She then nods. I grab her by the arm and drag her with me at of the moving bus. I begin flapping my buff right arm while holding her with my buff left arm. My flapping causes the two of us to fly. She begins to flap her noodle arms as I let go of her. We're now both flying. We fly towards my house which is close.
MY PLAN IS WORKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NOW ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET HER IN MY HOUSE!!!!! YESYESYESWOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!
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Im kinda tired so im gonna finish the revenge in the next chap, byeeeee👋
Have a good day/night
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
HumorJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!
