Hate Me Until You Can't [PSLU #4] [GL]

HM39

Sylvia's POV

Dealing with people wasn't easy for me. I had to study their needs, basis, and most likely, understand why they did that. I don't know how it started or what made me interested in this kind of people, but having an arrogant attitude before made me think that it was cool. Not until that happened.

Not until she happened.

Being able to deal with her made me realize a lot of things, patience, virtue, belief, understanding, and most especially on what is really love. Cringe right? A someone like me who only like to get laid - ended up falling in love with a woman who I didn't expect. Maybe if it wasn't her, baka umalis na ako. She would always throw unnecessary comments towards me, yet I would only get pissed off by it kasi in the end sakanya parin ako uuwi. And it was really hard, knowing na hindi lahat kayang panindigan ang ganong ugali.

Pero pinili ko, pinilit kong mag stay sakanya. 'Cause I believe in her, and thank God that I did because she became a blessing for me, she became my favorite thing, and most especially my favorite almost that completed the whole me.

But then a notification suddenly pop out on my screen that made my forehead ceases. What the hell is this? I was busy day dreaming about Elise tas ganito ang bubungad sakin?

[ From: +639*********

Hello po ma'am yung delivery niyo po nandito na ]

[ Me:

What? I didn't order anything. ]

Pinag sasabi nito? Block ko to kapag ako nainis.

[ From: +639*********

Pero ma'am masyado po tong mahal at cod pa hindi ko naman to pwede bayaran ma'am malulugi ako ]

Aba't mukang ako pa ang pinag mumukang guilty nito ah. Tsaka bihira lang ako mag order locally. Baka naman kapag bumaba ako ay bigla akong saksakin nito.

[ Me: 

Tama na prank Karma. Baka gusto mong ipa-tow ko yang lamborghini mo. ] 

[ From: +639*********

Ma'am baka gusto mo ring ipakulong kita. Ikaw po si Sylvia Celeste Acozta hindi ba? Kung hindi mo po to babayaran at pinag loloko niyo po ko ay idederetso ko nalang to sa police station. ]

Nanlalaki naman ang mata ko nang mabasa ko ang reply niya. How the hell did this guy got my information? Okay baka naman siguro rin nag sasabi ng totoo. Maybe I should just try and take a peak.

[ Me:

Siguraduhin mo lang din na you're not joking with me. How much is the order ba? ] 

[ From: +639*********

Ay hindi po ko nakikipag biruan sayo ma'am 1m ba naman itong inorder niyo. ]

[ Me: 

WHAT?! 1M?! ARE YOU FREAKING JOKING WITH ME?