Cake: Alrighty, Whaddaya want to see next?
Fionna, Cake, BMO and (Y/N) are in the boat of the Tree Fort lounging around, Fionna yawns, relaxing comfortably.
Fionna: A Cheetah! A fart!
(Y/N): Tony Soprano.
BMO: A Cookie! An external hard drive! Ooh, ooh! Change into (Y/N) but put my head on his body!
Fionna: BMO, You're ideas are boring.
BMO: What? My head on (Y/N)'s body isn't boring! It's weird!
BMO giggles.
Cake: Alright, I'll try turnin' into a cheeta' farting.
Cake turns into a cheetah and makes a long farting sound while moving her face and tail around her body.
Cake: Can't do the spots though.
(Y/N): Are those sparkles?
The rest of the group notices sparkles on the Tree Fort's roof.
Fionna: Sparkles on the house? LET'S SQUISH' EM!
Fionna and Cake jump into the Fort through the foliage roof. (Y/N) follows after as the group ends up in a secret room in the Fort. Sitting on top of the chest is a holo-message player and a holo-cartridge.
Cake: Did you squish the sparkles?
Fionna: No. They're around this holo-message player. It's got a cartridge with it.
Cake: Oh, snap! Well, pop that sucka in the slot, sista'!
Fionna: Yeah! Okay!
Fionna inserts the cartridge into the holo-player. The holo-player turns on, and holographic projection of the late Cat Joshua walks into view. His fur is the reverse of Cake's, being golden brown with white spots. Clearing his throat as he coughs.
[Joshua]: Hello girls.
Fionna/Cake: Dad!!
(Y/N): Dad?
[Joshua]: If you're hearing this prerecorded hologram message, it's because I passed on, and my spirit sparkles guided you to its secret hiding place. Right now, I'm holding both of you in my hands. You're both still little squishy babies.
Joshua squishes them, Fionna cries and Cake chuckles. Joshua scowls at Fionna who is still crying. He lets them both crawl away. Joshua has a disappointed look on his face.
[Joshua]: I made you girls something. It's a dungeon. A proper dungeon. Full of evil monsters, traps, and magic. The whole kazoo!
Fionna/Cake: Whoa! Kickin'! Kickin'!
[Joshua]: Now, this next part of the message is just for you, Cake, so Fionna, cover your ears.
Fionna covers her hat ears.
[Joshua]: Cake... really, this dungeon is for Fionna. I know I won't be around forever, and I wanna make something that will force Fionna to toughen up.
Cake: What?!
[Joshua]: Now tell Fionna to uncover her ears.
Cake: Baby, take your hands off ya nubs.
Fionna: WHAT?!?!
(Y/N) moves Fionna's hands from her head.
[Joshua]: Alright, girls. Now to give you incentive, at the end of the dungeon, I'm going to put the Family Sword. It's made out of Demon's Blood.
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Adventure Time x Male Reader {Post Apocalyptic Soldier}
FanfictionBefore time existed, there was nothing and before there was nothing, there were monsters. Before my birth, a child was chosen, a soldier, trained to wear an armor that was designed to protect him, with the main purpose of preserving him in preparat...
