1001 Love Stories Darker

Theater (89)

Me. After, 22 years, and a series of mistakes, had sex for the first time. With not one but two guys, who I didn't know and I regret to inform you that it was the single greatest experience of my entire life.

But the perfect place to start is about a week ago.

Mistake number One: Ease dropping.

"Did you go?" The guy in front of me said and I begin to tune into their conversation rather then the teacher giving a lecture.

"I did, it was so crazy. People were starting before the movie even did." The other guy whispers and now I'm fully listening.

"So did you meet someone there?"

"Let's just say, my seat just so happened to be by the sexiest girl I've ever seen with the absolutely most juicy breast and we stayed for the whole movie plus the credits."

"Dude you're not afraid to catch something?"

"They handout condoms with every ticket. Plus just like don't go there kissing people on the mouth and you should be good.

"Yeah but I bet you're still gonna be itching crab boy."

"Don't wish bad luck on me. Plus you have to have papers a two weeks or newer saying you don't have anything."

"People who go to those kind of theaters are pretty much asking for it."

"Dude you just act like you've been there and creeps tend to stay way from you. Plus it's only open to campus so no extra weirdos."

"Yeah but I don't know man. I'm kinda a pussy when it comes to causal hook ups."

"Look if you wanna stay a cherry boy you're whole life then that's ok too. But come on, plus if you fuck up and are a quick finish it's completely anonymous." He says.

And that's how I first heard about the theater in my collage town that doubled as a sex spot.

Mistake number two: being curious.

I found it within two clicks. Click one was the search for 'adult theaters near me' and the second was clicking on the first thing that popped up.

Collage only adult theater that does showings between 9pm and 4am.

It was in walking distance of the dorms and of course I drove by it once or twice. I watched the people going in and coming out. Older people and to be honest probably just ugly people in general we're turned back at the door and there was actually women going in too.

Most with other girls, some with guys, but very few alone. Guys on the other hand only came with girls or alone. I guess homies don't go to random sex clubs together.

Mistake number three: going.

Stepping in the building the first time and it resembled a normal theater. Red ropes winded the line of people that stood holding folded peases of papers.

Above the ticket handler was a board showing movies and watch times and I stare at them wondering what exactly I was gonna watch.

Titles like: My Taboo family and teachers with features caught my attention but suddenly one spoke to me on a different level.