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Saw 2 Demo: Haha XD (Part 1)

*** Me playing the Saw 2 Demo on Xbox 360 ^.^ Haha Jigsaw are you gonna scare me? xP try harder. XD and I'm not making fun of the game, only the characters. Just please take no offense >.< (please don't read that, Jigsaw!) ***

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So the game starts off and the guy wakes up in the chair and he's like, "WHAT THE F -!!!" and starts to struggle. I say,

"Dude, you were taken by JigsawPuzzle, duh. Ohhh it's Jiggy-Sawz! What's up!? :D"

"Hello Cambelle, I want to play a game." said Jigsaw.

"Duude I only have one controller though!" I saw to the tv as he gives his speech. Apparently this guys a drug addict. Now I have the Venus Fly-Trap thing on my head and I have to get the key out from behind my eye. Kay.

I start the thing, but I was confused, but on the Tv's in the background, I saw the "Y" button on them, so I moved the thumb stick and spammed it. The guy starts to cut open his eye, but every three stitches he stops and screams for a while.

"C'mon dude! You're only cutting open your eye! Calm down I only have a MINUTE!! SHUT UP."

I finally yank it out (but keep my eye xP) and he unlocks it and takes it off. And - are you ready for this - when he throws it off, IT ENGAGES RIGHT AS IT HITS THE FLOOR!!! OMIGOD I ALMOST DIED XP.

Then I see John Cramer looking at the screen with his cloak, so I said,

"THAT'S RIGHT, WADDAYA GONNA DO, JIGSAW? I ESCAPED YOUR TOY, CAUSE ONLY A TWO YEAR OLD WOULD MESS THAT UP!" And yes, I love caps lock XD.

The guy I'm playing as is breathing hard and says,

"I - I need to get out of here."

Yeah, no DER, Sherlock. I walked out of the room and find a medical thingy there, and a sign thing pops up to tell me how to use the health hypos. And the sign says,

THAT REALLY HURT. Take a health hypo. . . blah blah.

That really HURT? YOU DON'T SAY?!?!? And I hate the health bar in this one, its only a pulse heart beat thing you see in hospitals that appears at the bottom of the screen and it beats faster the more you are hurt.

So I ended up in a room where in blood, I think, the wall says

"It's time to take a HARD look at yourself." So I found a door thingy with a lock that forms a picture, the picture is painted on rings, and you have to rotate the rings correctly to make the picture. But I had no idea what it was, so I just practiced on doing the rotations correctly incase I make a mistake. I suddenly remembered the message, "Take a hard look at yourself." I exited the lock minigame (yes, they call the puzzles minigames) and find a mirror. The guy has this weird picture cut out from his skin, and I guess that was the picture I had to make on the lock. Sure enough, it was, and I continued onwards. I actually figured out how to run, which really helped, cause the guy was walking like Internet Explorer. And I ended up in a room that was completely dark, except for a table in the middle with a single light over it, and an array of Tv's behind the table, and Jigsaw's voice came up again. If I remember correctly, he said,

"Light. It allows us to see what is hidden. But if you depend on it too much . . ." Yeah I can't remember X\

So basically there was a flashlight on the table. I earned a flashlight. Yay. I searched the room for awhile and found a combination lock there. I guess it's hidden somewhere. I look around the tables and see the old traps from the first game, Reverse Bear Trap, the Iron Maiden (with buzz saws instead of spikes! :O), and the Swinging Saw thing that slices you in half (can't spell the word, not even spell correct knows what I'm trying to say xD), and stuff, and these sudden flashbacks appear when you examine them. I think those were supposed to scare me. Kay. Well, after wasting ten minutes, I decided to turn the flashlight OFF and the combination numbers appeared in glow in the dark on the door that was RIGHT NEXT TO THE TABLE. I raged and put in the combination. I can't really remember what happens after that, but I think it includes quick reflex type button pressing to escape collapsing floors and such.

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*** I'm getting a little tired of this so, part 2 coming soon! XD

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