Fandoms/Characters/Stories in a Nutshell - Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan

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    EreRi OMFNG EREN AND LEVI THEY ARE SO PERFECT SCREEN MIKASA BUT WAIT I SHIP RIVAMIKA TOO

    So do I, but there's more to the story th--

   NO WAY LEVI ACKERMAN YES MIKASA AND LEVI MARRIED OMG

    That would be inbreeding or ince--

    YUMIKURI THEY WOULD GET MORE ATTENTION IF THEY WERE GUYS BUT IT'S OKAY FULLMETAL LESBO♡ CHRISTA IS SO CUTE WHAT NO IT'S CHRISTA NOT HISTORIA.

    I think Jean should have a little more attent--

    JEAN LOL NO HORSE FACE NO ONE LIKE HIM >

    ...Poor Historia had such such a tough life, we finally see her true colors--

    CHRISTA SHE'S SUCH A KIND SWEET GIRL ND SHE BELONGS TO YMIR NO PEDOPHILE NO H8

    I ship them, but there's a lot more to their characters than tha--

                LEVIERENLEVIERENLEVIENRENLEVIERENLEVIERENOMGOMGOMGGOMGOMG

    I HATE ANNIE SHE KILLED PETTURURAAA! OMG MISS HER RIP FOR HER HARD WORK I FORGOT WHO THE OTHER GUYS WERE BUT OMG RIVETRA STUPID ANNIE I HATE HER SHE'S NEEDS TO DIE

    First of all, Annie did it because it was her mission, and she wanted to see her dad. Eren freaking killed 2 men at the age of 9 for Mikasa, but nooo he's the hero. I ship Rivetra top but remember the others? Erd? Gunther? ---

     THE CHAPTERS ARE GETTING BORING WHERE THE TITANS AND BLOOD AND DEATH IT'S ALL DIALOGUE AND BUILD ING UP THE STORY BORRRRIIIINGGGG!!1!!! 1! 1!! 11

    Would you have preferred the ending where everyone died? I think you can wait for the rest of the story to develop--

    LEVI AND EREN OTP IT'S CANON!

    We get it you ship it really hard but it's not the whole point of the story--!

    Maybe you're in this fandom just to hate on it -_-

    (Oh, I used to do the one below all the time :3 ...)

      HEICHOU HEICHOU HEICHOU HEICHOU HEICHOU!!!

    :D

    Levi: Shut up look at the trees and clean them

    Hanji: TITANS~! ♡

    Petra: HEICHOU! ? ORDERS??

    Mikasa: Eren! Eren!? EREN!

    Armin: I'm in the way, just being a distraction and a burden...even though I just saved everyone's lives :'(

    Eren: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Eren, look you're an okay main character and you somehow win with just willpower and hardly any skill, but you're definitely the kid in P.E. who thinks he's in the Olympics and needs to CALM THE FRICKLE FRACKLE DOWN.

    Hey Eren, can you help me tighten this handle onto the carriage--

    Eren: TITAN!? WHERE!? I'LL KIIIILL IIIIT I'LL TEAR IT TO SHREDS!!!!!!!!

    *taps shoulder* Hey calm down! I didn't mean--

    Eren: IT JUST TOUCH ED ME I'LL GUT YOU ALIVE AND TEAR EVERY LIGAMENT AND TENDON IT HAS!!!

    Anyone else think he would do fantastic in a screamo band!? :D

    Kurosaki Ichigo: Mother was killed by a Hollow. He wanted to kill the things that killed his mother. Right after he gains the ability to kill the things that killed his mother, he becomes one of them.

    Eren Jaeger: Mother was killed by a Titan - with a TON OF BOILING RAGE AS HOT AS A TRILLIAN BURNING WHITE SUNS, he wants to kill the things that killed his mother. As soon as he can kill the things that killed his mother, he becomes one of them.

    Kuchiki Rukia: Short, black hair with with a single strand falling in the middle of her face, almost towards her chin, to the left of her nose, but it looks like it's towards the right for us.

    Mikasa Ackerman: Short, black hair with with a single strand falling in the middle, ending right where her nose ends, to the right of her nose, but it looks like it's towards the left for us. (I know that in canon it looks nothing that but I feel like more people have watched it and didn't read it).

    Hmmm...

    (no offense to ANY EreRi fans, just that I've encountered ones like that on the pages on facebook a lot and I hear they are everywhere)

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