***Skeleton***
"Hello, Skeleton, I hope you're ready to get owned by a pro!" (I normally kill it after my greeting)
*If it shoots me during my greeting*
"HEY!" *millions of random slashes* I'M TALKING HERE!!! DIE DIE!!!
*If it's a suprise attack (by me)*
"DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, BIYAAAAA!!!! DIEE . . . cuz I want bonemeal xD"
*If it's a suprise attack (by the Skeleton) D:<*
"OW! HEY! Ugh, *slash party :D* why must you sneak attack me, Mr. Skeley? I just want to murder you! There's no need for you to kill me!! DIE!"
***Creeper***
"Ohhhh, looky! Mr. Creepy. Don't mind my presence, I only wish to-BIYAAA *sword slashing party*!!! Hahahahahaha!!!" (Again, I can normally kill it afterwords)
*If it gets too close during my greeting*
"-Don't mind my-GAAAAAH!!! NO! No, stay back!! It's against the rules for you to kill me first! GO AWAAAAY!!!"
*If it's a suprise attack (by me)*
"Ohhhhhh, what have we HERE?!?! *Animal Planet narrator voice* The hunter stalks her pray, as it wanders stupidly around, hoping she'll get gunpowder for TNT to build that cannon she never works on xD. In three, two- YAAAAAAAAA!!! *slash the sword like you're on steroids*"
*If it's a suprise attack (by the Creeper) -.-*
"Laa laa la- O MY GOD NOOO- *die* . . . . . . FUUUUUU-okay, NOW YOU'LL PAY!! D:<"
***Spider***
*singing with the Spiderman song tune* "Ooo, it's a (cue song) Spider spider, Spider spider, spider spider spider spider spider, spy-BLAAAAH HAHAHAHA *you know, sword swinging and stuff*"
*If it attacksduring my greeting*
"HEY, I'M SINGING BEFORE YOUR DEATH HERE!! UGH GO AWAY MR. SPIDY!! D:<"
*If it's a suprise attack (by me)
"Dun dun dun da da na na naw! Dun dun dun dun da da da na na naw! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA DA DA DAAA DU DUM DUM NA NA NAWWW DAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
*If it's a suprise attack (by the spider) D':*
"Gah!! Hey!! Don't hit me! (Skydoesminecraft:*Yeah, from YouTube* (to Dawn, yes, his girlfriend) "Stop it! Don't hit me! I'M JUST HELPING YOU!! I'm just putting BUTTER in your, in your house." xD) GO AWAY, SPIDY! NO. ONE. LIKES. YOU. Biyaa!! *kills xD*
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*** I'll make more later :D
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