Turtle Dove

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~in the turtle tank~
Donnie: Road Work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does

Ray: happy Crimus...It's crisum...Merry crisis...Merry Chrysler

Donnie: I spilled lipstick on your white gucci scarf
Ray: You spilled- whaghwhha - on my white gucci scarf

~the team did something stupid~
Raph" When will you learn your actions have consequences

Ray: Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called  freesha...free...freeshavaca-do
Mikey:'dying of laughter'

Ray:Yo how much money you have?
April: 65 cents
Ray:you know what that means
April: I can't buy a ten piece'sobbing'

Teacher: Ray can you read number 23
Ray: No i can not. Hi I'm Ray. I'm 16 and I never learned how to read.

Mikey: I'm in my brothers car
Donnie:Get out of me car
Mikey :Awwwww

April: Bibity bobity boo! What can I get you?
Donnie: Click clack cluck this is what the fuck I want.

David: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late
Ray: You deserved it. I mean getting our hopes up like that and then showing up again

Leo:What is wrong with you?
Ray: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self esteem, a lack of fatherly affection, and a genetic predisposition for fear and anxiety.

Ray,texting Donnie: a theif
Donnie:Thief?
Ray:Thief
Donnie:I before E except after C
Ray:Thceif
Donnie:No

Donnie: 'pointing at a broken machine' So, who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Raph:...I did,I broke it
Donnie:No,no you didn't. Mikey?
Mikey: Don't look at me! Look at Leo!
Leo: What!? I didn't break it!
Mikey: Huh, that's wired. How'd you even know it was broken?
Leo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
Mikey: Suspicious
Leo:No It's not
April:If it matters, probably not, but Ray was the last to use it
Ray: Liar I don't even use it.
April: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in his lab?
Ray: I was using the Dj table everyone knows that April.
Raph: Okay, lets not fight I broke it,I'll help build a new one.
Ray: You know Splinter has been really quiet
Splinter:Really!?
'Everyone starts arguing'
Donnie: I broke it. It burned my hand so I pushed off the counter. I predict in 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats in was with pigheads on a stick

Ray: Hi I'm Ray with a B and I've been scared of insects my entir-
Donnie: Stop,stop,stop. Where?
Ray: Hmm?
Donnie: where's the B?
Ray: THERE'S A BEE

Leo: C'mon! We need a distraction
Ray: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
Ray' weraing a grass skirt and leu' LUAU!

Donnie: People are always like "Are you a morning person or night person?" and I'm like "Buddy, I'm barely a person."

Splinter: What are you doing?
Leo: Running away from my problems.
Splinter:Come on in.

Daniel: Ah Ha! I've been looking for you everywhere!
Ray: What a coincidence. I've been avoiding you everywhere.

Mikey: Truth or Dare
Donnie: Truth
Mikey: How many hours have you slept?
Donnie: Dare
Mikey:Go to sleep
Donnie: I don't like this game

Ray'being lifted by Raph' Do I even weigh anything to you?
Raph:It's like holding a couple grapes

Leo: Ray add Zucchini to the shopping list.
Ray'writing' Z-U-K
Leo:No
Ray: Z-O-O-K
Leo: No
Ray:let's get corn

Raph: I have no fears
Mrs.Cuddles:
Raph: I have one fear.

Donnie:Can I be Frank with you guys?
Raph: Sure, but I don't know how changing your name is gonna help
Mikey:Can I still be Mikey
Leo:Shhh, Let Frank speak

Donnie:If you have 7 cookies and I ask for3, how many would you have?
Ray: None
Donnie: This is basic math Ray-
Ray:I'd have non because I would give them all to you because I like you
Donnie:'tryin gnot to cry'Gross. Fucking digusting.Get the fuck away from me

Ray: I've only had Kumo for a three hours but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on earth then myself.

'Raph and Mikey walking'
Raph: What are you thinking about
Mikey: Pizza

Mikey: Who took my food? RAY!
Mikey: That was me ten minutes ago but I realized that friendships it more import-
Mikey:That was my five seconds ago. RAY!

A/N: Gonna take a break after this motivation at an all time low