✄┈ 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

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❝𝙎𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢, 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣' 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.❞

Thank you for 1k votes! Here are some head cannons w the love interests

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➴Well... it's Wukong!!

➴No but seriously, it's Wukong, what else can we say abt him

➴He looks like a clean guy, but he really isn't

➴He invites you over every now and then via email and asks you to help clean his hut

➴He does this every other week.

➴How he trashes it in the span of a week is up for debate with you

➴You like to believe it's because of the lil monkeys

➴But you know it's because he sucks ass at keeping things organized

➴Stinky Wukong is cannon!!!

➴He uses his glamour to make himself look clean, because he's slick like that

➴Yeah, doesn't fly past you so easily

➴He can't mask the smell of his presence

➴You smell him before you see him.

➴His hair is a grease fest and you're shocked it hasn't fallen out yet

➴He HATES its when you practically drag his ass to a nearby waterfall to get him cleaned up

➴He started to have mental debates when he thought of inviting you over

➴Like, he would sit at his computer and just stare at the email screen, wondering if he really wanted you over, knowing you'd give him shit abt not showering

➴He always sent an email anyways

➴However, he LOVES it when you wash his hair for him

➴Though you're rough sometimes, he has a tough scalp, so he doesn't mind

➴He had lice.

➴You fixed him up real good, don't worry...

➴He teases you, or tries to, when you force him to bathe

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