the beatles imagines

an unforgettable date (ringo)

you waited at the restaurant for what seemed like eons before a young man with a purple ruffled shirt and brown hair showed up, "sorry i'm late! lots of traffic." he seemed aloof, he had a big nose, large blue eyes, and messy brown hair. you raised a brow, looking him up and down, sighing out a bit,

"it's fine. melissa set us up, i presume...." you trailed off, opening your menu, mumbling, "wonder why."

"yeah! she did. she said i had a beautiful (woman/man/person) waiting for me and she did not lie." he winked while you furrowed your brows together, "right."

"well wanna tell me about yourself?" he asked, trying to make conversation. before you could answer, however, the waitress approached, pissing ringo off,

"hi welcome to -."

"i just got here! give me a few! i'll call you when i'm ready." he quipped as the young waitress, obviously new, jumped back a bit.

"s-sorry." she replied as she hurried off. you watched in complete disbelief as he laid back, kicking his foot up onto the table.

"that was rude and you shouldn't put your foot on there." you couldn't believe what you were looking at, but ringo didn't seem to care.

"just order so we can eat. i'm pretty horned up, and hungry, so the faster we get through this, the quicker i can take your pretty little arse home and under the covers." he looked at you with a wink as you scoffed,

"over my dead body!" you gagged, throwing your napkin at him, "tell melissa she can take this blind date and shove it!" you added on furiously as you marched over to the waitress from before handing her a tip, "sorry about him. you shouldn't have to deal with scum like that. enjoy this tip and get yourself something nice for dinner."

she smiled at you, "thank you."

"don't mention it." you replied, while ringo tried walking over to you,

"i'm sorry i really am! here let's have a nice dinner."

"i wouldn't eat dinner with you even if you were the last man on earth!" you spat, turning away from him as you stormed out of the restaurant. this had been an unforgettable date alright, an unforgettable date from hell.