My Hero Academia (Anime only) Stories

Bakugou's Mystery Boyfriend

Summary:

Bakugou falls asleep in the common room, leaving his phone up for grabs. He gets a text from a mystery boyfriend, causing Class A ti try to figure out who it is. 

Ships:

BakuShin

KiriKami

TodoMomo

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It's an unspoken rule that if you fall asleep in the common room of the 1-A dorm, your body is free real estate. Most students are too afraid of what their peers will do to sleep in the common room, although there have been a few accidents.

Kaminari fell asleep during a movie night and woke up with a face full of clown makeup drawn on with a sharpie, Ojiro fell asleep studying, someone shaved a stripe down his tail, and Uraraka had someone steal her socks but left her shoes on.

The class is ruthless when it comes to punishments for breaking the rule.

Unless it's Katsuki fucking Bakugou they find sleeping peacefully on the couch. Kaminari enters the common room first to find Bakugou sprawled out on his stomach; he freezes and doesn't move until movement near the door alerts him to another's presence.

Kaminari waves his arms wildly at Todoroki. "Be quiet!" He mouths and gestures for Todoroki to tip-toe over.

Todoroki's eyebrows raise in surprise as he takes in Bakugou's form on the couch. "Are we going to prank him?" He asks.

Kaminari's jaw drops. "Are you insane? Are you suicidal? We can't prank Bakugou!"

"It's the rule," Todoroki points out.

"It's the rule for everyone but Bakugou, don't you understand? He'd kill us if we did anything. The best thing to do is to leave and block off the common room until he wakes up alone." Kaminari trails off as Todoroki snaps a picture of Bakugou asleep. "What are you doing?" His phone pings, and he groans when he realizes Todoroki sent the image to the class group chat with the caption, "Come to the common room now if you want to see Blasty asleep.'

Mina: Oh he's so cute I'm on my way now

Kaminari sighs and resigns himself to his fate of death if Bakugou wakes up and finds himself being ogled by half the class.

People file into the room quietly and sit around the common room, cooing at how cute Bakugou looks. Few people are stupid enough to talk too loud or get near Bakugou.

After fifteen minutes of the girls snapping pictures and fawning, Bakugou's phone lights up with a notification and blares a loud ringtone. Bakugou's nose scrunches adorably, and he groans in his sleep. Sero quickly snatches the phone with his tape and turns off the sound. They all wait with bated breaths to see if Bakugou will wake. After a full minute of silence, they all collectively sighed.

Sero looks down when Bakugou's phone lights up with another notification.

He Belongs To Me: Yo babe we still on for our date this afternoon

He Belongs To Me: you haven't answered me in a couple hours

He Belongs To Me: guess you're busy. Text me back when you can

Sero's jaw drops to the floor. "Guys," he says hoarsely.

"What?" Mina asks.

Sero points to Bakugou's phone. "Baku has a date... With a guy."

Kaminari's brain screeches to a halt. "What now?"

Sero taps Bakugou's screen until it lights up again. "Someone named 'He Belongs To Me' just texted Baku asking if they're still on for their date tonight."