Naruto: No one loves me
Hanako: Really?
Naruto: Yes
Hanako:* Kicks him amd points to herself* WHAT AM I? A CHOPPED LIVER???
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Naruto: Hey, has anyone seen Hanako?
Sakura: no
Sasuke: no
Hanako: * appears out of nowhere* someone trampled on my flowers. May I ask who wanted to die today?
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Hanako: * bursts into the Hokage's office,looking pissed* I want to kill everybody in this room
Tsunade:...
Hanako: Okay maybe not my sassy aunt figure
Hashirama and Tobirama:...
Hanako: Fine, not my Aunt's relatives.
Minato:...
Hanako: Not my bestie's father obviously.
Hiruzen: ...So basically you want to kill me—
Hanako: Yep sounds about right.
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Kakashi, babysitting baby Hanako: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water—
Hanako, with absolutley no childhood: But Jack fell all the way to hell, dragging Jill after.
Kakashi:
Hanako:
Kakashi: HANAKO NO
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Naruto: Can't find Hanako. Desperate measures I guess.
Naruto: NARUTO STINKS
Hanako from a crowd: TIME TO DIE, I'M THROWING HANDS—
Naruto: Found her
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Kakashi: We're like a big, happy family! I'm the dad.
Kakashi: Yamato's the mum
Yamato: Why am I the mum? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Sasuke: I know everyone's thinking I'm the son but I'm not.
Sasuke: I will be the gay, emo cousin.
Naruto: I will be the son! Whose only dream *Sniffs* is to be a star
Sai, trying to be cool: I feel like i would be the fresh out of jail uncle
Sakura and Hanako: And we will be the sassy aunts, who always talks shit about people.
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The sand village trio:
Sasuke: *Glaring at them*
Naruto: * trying and failing to be cool*
Hanako and Sakura at the back: EAT SHIT ASSHOLES
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Sakura: I can't find Naruto
Hanako: I'll help you.
Hanako, cups her mouth: WHO IS NARUTO UZUMAKI???
Naruto, from a crowd: THE FUTURE HOKAGE DATTEBAYO
Sakura:
Hanako: Found him
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Another Chance to be a Hero || BNHA X NARUTO
FanfictionLooked down on. Outcasted. Hated. That pretty much summed up Hanako Tsuyuri's life. Then she was killed in the fourth great shinobi war. But what if when she drew her last breath, she was blessed with another chance of life? ... .... And as Hanako...
