Not a proper chapter

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Just little texting things between u and Craig  to keep u occupied while I find an idea for another chapter :D (I've got an idea, I've just got to write it 🥲)

Craig 😒🖕

Craig- Stripe won't stop shitting.

You- What? Is he alright??

Craig- Idk. You know how I'm constipated right?

You- yes..?

Craig- he ate my food with the meds in it.

You- WHAT THE FUCK DUDE TAKE HIM TO THE VET OR SMTH 😟

Craig- I'm leaving now, Jesus Christ.

You- HURRY DUMBASS.

Craig- 😭

You- No more emojis. Vet now.

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Craig 😒🖕

You- Honey...

Craig- What'd you do

You- Ok uh well what does stripe eat?

Craig- *Guinea pig foods*

You- ok good to know 

Craig- 🖕🖕

You- Love you too :)

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Craig 😒🖕

Craig- Clyde broke his arm 💀

You- What the fuck Craig-

Craig- what

You- Dude my cousin just broke his arm and your laughing? ;-;

Craig- ah you seem to be forgetting that I'm his friend and I will laugh at whatever stupid shit he does.

You- what we're you guys doing??

Craig- I told him to climb that high fence and he fell on concrete and broke his arm 😃

You- kys

Craig- no

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Craig's pov this time :D

Y/n 💯

Y/n- Wendy and Stan broke up again.

You- what the actual fuck, where do you get all this??

Y/n- Your mum's house. I'm friends with everyone, I get all the tea.

You- share your tea sweetie 

Y/n- pay me

You- you want money orr?

Y/n- What else is there to pay me in..?

You- nothing. 

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229 words yay more of these probs coming out but with other ppl =D ilysm and new chapter is on the way! Might take a week or two tho ;-;



 

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