Mr Fucker 🤑🖕 (Craig tucker x Reader!)

YAY!

TY GUYS! 460 READS HOLY SHIT!

Craig: what happened?

Tolkien: I don't know, but I don't really care. I'm barely in the story anyway :(

Me: I'm sorry Tolkien, I'll try to get you in more!

Tolkien: :(

Me: EVERYBODY, GET YOUR DUMBASSES IN HERE!

Cartman: what? This better be worth it, slut.

Me: IM A FUCKING CHILD! YOU KNOW THIS FATASS!

Me: anyway. We got 460 reads guys!

Kyle: wow! That's so cool! Thanks guys!

Wendy: that's great! Thanks for 460 guys! We'll make sure Olivia puts out more chapters!

Me: I'm actually working on one right now! 😅

Clyde: good. We need something to do 😭

Me: hey, I've been working hard on this chapter. You should feel lucky that you get to go on the holiday with them. I could've just left you! Sorry guys, the rest of you aren't going, but it'll only last like 4 chapters? Clyde, I've only just decided to make you go too 

Cartman: DAMMIT OLIVIA! I DESERVE TO GO TOO!

Kyle: No, you don't.

Cartman: SHUT UP KAHL

Stan: You don't deserve it.

Cartman QUIET EMO

Me: Cartman. You wore a fucking hitler costume to school, took Starvin Marvin's food, made a somg about Kyle's mum, broke into Kyle's house, dressed up as a Native American, mocked black culture, abused the power of being a cop, did blackface, lied to starving people to win a competition, became a hooker, killed Kyle, abused several animals some exotic, froze Kenny's head and stole his eyes, made Craig and tweek fight eachother, beat up Kyle and Stan, pushed Craig across the room, sued Stan over basically nothing and that's not even half or the worst of it. And let's just finish this off, your racist, homophobic even though you've made people suck your balls and your fucking worse than hitler. You'll probably be the cause for world war 3.

Cartman: that's not even that bad! 

Kenny: MHMMBMM M. (I'll tell you what you do deserve)

Cartman: yis Kinney?

Kenny: mmmm. (To get brutally murdered.) 

Me: he's not wrong.