Inanimate insanity/other AU ideas

21st AU Idea: of sea's and love

Ok so basically this is a pirate AU were Lightbulb is a giant sea monster (like Cala Maria from cuphead) and paintbrush is a pirate captain known as cap'n Flames. When paintbrush first saw them (lightbulb) they were simply infatuated by her even if she was humongous (imagination a quarter of a skyscraper)

OJ is general of the Royal obtopia navy (hey YOU try coming up with a name for a country) and is called general Juice and works with his second in command and "best friend" (secret lover) paper who is called sir paper (but with a HEAVY and I mean HEAVY British accent) to help get rid of the two terrible scourges of the seven seas, pirates & sea-monsters (aka sea-beasts). Also be outside the norm is like it was During the 1980's so mostly anti-gay sentiment

The fallowing characters I mention are optional since your the ones writing these.

Knife: cap'n sharp, scourge of the first sea, ex royal captain, excellent checkers player, angry most of the time
Balloon: Helium beard, scourge of the second & fourth sea, owner of one of the few beards of the kingdom, Ex-cabin boy for the Royal Navy and served under general Juice
Testtube & fan: the co-captain's: cap'n eight arms (testtube) and cap'n fan (fan), sea beast tamers (eggy), scourge of the Third sea, mad scientist (testtube), master of the katana (fan)
Tissues: cap'n snot beard, scourge of the fifth sea, Has the condishan, has one of the few beards of the kingdom, stole king Mephone's prized golden cookie crown
Trophy: General gold, ex-cabin boy, new third in command of the Royal Navy, hater of sea-beasts
Taco: black shell, scourge of all pirates & navy men, notorious Pirate and hated/feared by almost everyone (even a couple sea-monsters), has a black shell unlike there non pirate counterparts, BRITISH!!!, has peg leg instead of cracks, reward for Capture is 100.000.000 buckaros, lesbian,
MePhone: King MePhone, king of Obtopia, Depressed (just like the original one 😃), owns a Castle & a cool crown, had a cooler cookie crown stolen from him by cap'n snot beard

And just to push out there character's a bit more here are some of the mandatory characters! —->

Paintbrush: cap'n Flames, scourge of the sixth & seventh sea, non binary (just thought I would bring it up), homosexual, Captain of the painters palette (you know the things that painters use?), can control fire powers (optional)
Lightbulb: the electrica/Lightbulb blooms, scourge of the sixth & seventh sea, Homosexual, huge both length and height Wise, can conger lightning storm by shooting electricity into the clouds (thought that could be cool ;)), hates most pirates, chipper but grumpy and can get angry if interrupted during a conversation
OJ: General Juice or OJ only to family lovers or very close friends, general of the Royal Obtopia navy, GAY, loyal to the crown (even if he dislikes the current king), is loved (romantically) by almost all the women of the kingdom, has a secret lover (paper) and is embarrassed with himself because he knows he's upset with something but doesn't know what to do
Paper: sir paper (but with a heavy and I mean HEAVY British accent), GAY, secret lover to OJ but wants to be public about it, used to be a pirate was the most feared one in all seven of the sea's too he was known as cap'n Evil and is trying desperately to hide it from OJ, second in command to the Royal Obtopia Navy.

Now if you want to add more characters that's fine your writing this. I hope someone uses my ideas now I hope you all injoyed reading this AU idea and also have a good day :)