[The lights turn red, we see John...]
John: I'm dead...
John: The blood is all but draining from my head..
John: The nightmare started there, but now has spread!
John: My pulse is certainly dropping, and my life is hanging on by a thread.
[We see another one: Maria]
Maria: I'm scared!
Maria: Someone comes for me, I'm unprepared...
John and Maria: The wait has got me sweating, I can't cut through all the tension..
Students: It's hell on earth, you know. I'm tweeting all about it!
Students: I take it blow by blow, but I'd never scream or shout it!
[The bell rings]
Miss Mulberry: Passing period's over! Find your seats!
Students: High school is killing me! It's got me all out of my rhythm and my melody!
Students: It's not cool, it's a fallacy. It's a cruel and unusual brutality!
Students: And I can't survive it, for only so long! High school is killing me, I'm so fucking dead!
Miss Mulberry: Alright class, pop quiz! I hope you've been hitting the books, Miss Lauter
Eliza: Shit..
Eliza: I was up all late last night and I couldn't fucking study!
Students: Didn't want to anyway.
Eliza: I was deep in a Twitter fight about a problematic puppy!
Students: Problematic pooch!
Eliza: I had heart palpitations tryna convert crypto to lunch money
Eliza: There's no way to turn...
Students: For the class of 2021!
Students: High school is killing me! It's got me all out of my rhythm and my melody!
Sasha(One of the Ensemble): My melody!
Thomas: My melody!
Students: A cesspool, faux democracy. It's one hell of a normal abnormality!
Thomas: Ah!
Maria: Ah!
Hercules: Ah!
Students: And I can't survive it for only so long! High school is killing me. I'm so fucking-
Eliza: Hey! Hey geek!
Alexander: Me?
Eliza: Your name's Alexander, right?
Alexander: Yeah?
Eliza: Hi, Alex. We've been in class together for a long time, haven't we?
Students: I'm so fucking dead!
Alexander: Since the first grade.
Eliza: But I'm just realising I've never introduced myself. I'm Elizabeth.
Students: I'm so fucking dead!
Alexander: Lauter, the mayor's daughter. Yeah, I know.
Eliza: Yeah, but my friends call me Eliza. We're friends, aren't we Alex?
Students: I'm so fucking dead!
Alexander: I don't know. Are we?
Eliza: Well I wouldn't advertise it to the whole school or anything, but uh...
Students: High school!
Eliza: But there's an unspoken bond between us! We're classmates, comrades! We're Nighthawks! And we don't leave anyone behind.
Alexander: I got left behind this morning, the bus driver's a fuckin' asshole.
Eliza: We succeed together, we fail together. I won't mince words. I'm gonna fail this test, Alexander. Unless you help me cheat?
Alexander: Cheat?!
Students: I'm so fucking dead!
Students: Eight o'clock bell rings, place my head on my desk!
Eliza: Come on, finish your exam, pass it to me, and I'll put my name on it!
Students: 12 o'clock, Girl Scout, can't I just get my rest?!
Eliza: I'll give you mine, then you get to take the test all over again, Doesn't that sound fun!
Students: Three o'clock countdown, every day lockdown.
Students: Classroom arrest, is God the one giving the test?!
Alexander: Well, yeah, but won't we get into trouble?
Eliza: Please, Alex? Don't you wanna help me out?
Alexander: Oh alright..
[He tries to hand her the paper when..]
Samuel: Cheater!
Eliza: Ugh. Butt out Chasity!
Students: High school is killing me! It's got me all out of my rhythm and my melody!
Alexander: My melody!
Eliza: My melody!
Students: High school, it's a tragedy! I've been thrown to the wolves of the community!
John: Woo!
Lafayette: Woo!
Burr: Woo!
Students: And I can't survive it for only so long!
Students: And I'll still despise it, when I am gone!
Students: High school is killing me!
Alexander: Samuel, just be cool!
Students: Fuck you, biology!
Samuel: Never!
Students: High school will murder me!
Samuel: Miss Mulberry, they're cheating!
Eliza and Alexander: I'm so fucking dead!
All: Yeah!
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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