Samuel: Okay. Okay, okay, okay, cops are swarming the streets so you know what, um, let’s scale this wall! Okay, we’ll jump from rooftop to rooftop! It’ll work cuz we’ll have the higher ground!
Eliza: Ugh, gimme that!
[Eliza takes the gun]
Eliza: You have no idea what the hell you’re doing. Okay, every plan you’ve made over the last three weeks has been a fucking disaster! You ruined our lives, Samuel!
Samuel, crying: know! I just haven’t been thinking clearly lately. All I wanted was to be a regular boy with no sexual desire until he was safely married. I never asked for this. This tickle in my mommy spot. I’ve done so many terrible things like touching myself and lying to the police.
Eliza: And dismembering a body?
Samuel, crying: Well we all did that so…But I called God the son of a b word. Who am I?!
Alexander: Oh. It's alright, Samuel.
Eliza: Don't comfort him, he's fuckin' weird.
Samuel: You know what, you two go. I’ll turn myself in.
Eliza: No Samuel. Unfortunately, we’re in this mess together.
Solomon: A sentiment I understand all too well, Elizabeth..
Alexander: Woah, Mayor Lauter.
Eliza: Dad, how'd you know I was here?
Solomon: Elizabeth, please. I’ve been bugging your phone since you were 12. And for good reason! The one week I take it away, the one week I’m not watching you and you go off and do something cosmically stupid.
Eliza: Dad, we never meant to hurt anyone-
Solomon: I don’t give a shit who you kill. But you just had to go and do it in that house, didn’t you? You three are coming with me.
Eliza: Are you turning us in?
Solomon: To who? The police? They can’t stop him. Nothing on Earth can stop him.
Alexander: Stop who?
Solomon: Get in the car..
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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