K. George: Uh…I gotta piss. Oh…Eliza! It’s the Jagermeister! I brought the brews!
Samuel, whispering: Alright Maria! Cue the spooky music!
[Spooky music starts to play]
K. George: Oh shit! Where’s that creepy music coming from? What kind of a party is this!? Eliza?! Thomas?! Angelica?! If you’re gonna surprise me, do it all fucking ready, I gotta-I gotta take a piss!
Alexander: George....
K. George: Who's there?
Alexander: King George Jägerman!
K. George: WHAT!
Alexander: You have disturbed the spirits of Waylon Hall. Now your soul shall be ours!
[The light shines on Alexander, in his ghost costume]
K. George: OH SHIT! IT’S A FUCKIN’ GHOST! OH!
John, whispering, and with the camera: This is awesome, Samuel! It'd working!
K. George: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU FUCKERS WERE REAL! I’VE BEEN SCARED OF YOU MY WHOLE LIFE! But it’s time to stop running.
[He drinks from one of the cans]
K. George: Come on over here, ghost! I’m gonna kick your fuckin’ ass! Come on! Come on!
John, whispering: Uh, Samuel? We got a problem!
Samuel, whispering: What? Is he not buying it?
John, whispering: No, he thinks the ghost is real, he’s just really fucking brave.
Alexander: I’m an ethereal being, you can’t fight me so..
K.George: We’ll see about that! I’ll make you say boo-hoo, bitch!
[He runs up to Alexander, Alexander gets shocked and runs away]
K. George: YES! I MAKE THE DEAD RUN IN FEAR! I AM JÄGERMAN! I AM GOD! GO NIGHTHAWKS!
John, whispering: Go, friends! Send in the skeleton!
[Maria arrives, making weird skeleton noises]
K. George: Oh shit! Oh fuck, I didn’t think there’d be a skeleton here! I’m so fucking scared of skeletons! Maybe I should run. Where George? Back home so dad can call you a little cuck? Can’t even fight off one lousy skeleton! No. I got no choice. Hey skeleton, I got a bone to pick with you! Come here, bitch!
[George runs up to Maria, and grabs her by the neck]
Maria: AHHH!
Eliza: We gotta stop the plan. It's not working!
Samuel: It's working for me! He's so lovely. :3
[Maria whimpers, Eliza arrives]
Eliza: George, stop!
K. George: Huh?
[He lets Maria go]
K. George: Eliza, we can’t have a party here. This place is hella haunted. Get behind me, I’ll protect you.
Eliza: No, it’s not real, stupid. That’s not a ghost. It's Alexander Spankoffski. This was all a trick! A prank to scare the shit out of you. Cuz you deserve it
K. George: What…? You’re telling me you nerds put this whole thing together just for me? Wow. I uh…I thought you guys hated me. But uh, thanks. This was really great.
Alexander: What? You're not pissed?
K. George: Uh, are you kiddin’?! No, no, no, this is like the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me! When the uh- when the ghost came out and my heart was like doom doom doom doom doom doom! Oh! And the skeleton! That was really special. Maybe I had you guys figured all wrong, you know? I thought you were a bunch of nerds but uh you guys throw one hell of a party-
[Suddenly, a wooden part falls, and so does George!]
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
RandomOne night, a terrible incident goes wrong at a Waylon place. Alexander, John, Maria, Samuel, and Eliza were forced to bury the body of King George. But what happens when that dead body comes to life? Find out! Warning: This a very horror and mature...
