Bury the bully

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Samuel: Don't you see? We're free!

Maria: But-Well won't people notice he's gone?

Samuel: This is Hatchetfield, people go missing every day.

[He snaps his fingers]

John: Oh no, he's snapping again!

Samuel: We're gonna bury the body.

Samuel: Right here in the lobby.

Samuel: Underneath the wooden flooring where his corpse will rot!

Alexander: This is a lot!

Samuel: We're gonna hack all his limbs off..

Eliza: Did you say hack all his limbs off?

Samuel: Yeah! We're gonna hack all his limbs off!

Eliza: Can you stop saying it?

Samuel: How else he gonna fit?

Samuel: Alex grab the hatchet, Mar grab the acid and 'Liza tapes!

Eliza: You want me to film this..?

Samuel: We’re gonna tape him up in plastic after dousing him with the bleach.

John, Maria, Eliza and Alexander: Tape him up after dousing the bleach.

John: I think I'm gonna throw up!

Samuel: No! This where you grow up and accept your fate!

John, Maria, Eliza and Alexander: Ahhh!

Samuel: If you wanna get the fullest ride, then start cutting right above the thigh!

All: We’re gonna bury the bully!

All: We're gonna go to junvie, surely.

Alexander: I hear prison is cushy.

John: Oh, my asthma's back!

Maria: He'll never be found!

Samuel: It's not like we're selling crack.

Maria: I'm gonna strip him down!

Eliza: Why?!

All: We're gonna bury the bully.

All: We gotta-gotta line up our stories. Gonna-gonna never haunt me!

Alexander and John: Because he's already dead!

Samuel: No one's gonna snitch!

John and Maria: Hide him from the FEDS!

Eliza and Alexander: Can't we say he slipped?!

[The all scatter around the dead body]

Maria: I just cut off his nips.

[They all look in horror]

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