The summoning

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Samuel: Okay

Eliza: Okay..

[The three group together around the book]

Samuel: We invoke the names..

Samuel, Eiza and Alexander: Pokotho...

Samuel, Eliza and Alexander: Bliklotep..

Samuel, Eliza and Alexander: T'Noy Karaxis..

Samuel, Eliza and Alexander: Nibblenephim..

Samuel, Eliza and Alexander: Wiggog,  Wiggog Y'Wrath..

Samuel, Eliza and Alexander: Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh. Oh.

[The lights turn off]

Alexander: Did it work?

Wiggly: Hello, fwendy-wends!

[The lights turn back on, seeing all five if the lords in black, laughing]

Lords in black: From out of the depths of hell and back, us spawn of The Black and White..

Lords in black: Cover our souls with robes of black. And take up the arms of night..

Lords in black: Nibbly wants his sacrifice, and Wiggly wants his wrath!

Lords in black: We dance around the pentagram.

Lords in black: And take all our kingdoms back!

Lords in black: Babble the the spell that gets it done..

Lords in black: Babble it on command!

Lords in black: Won’t stop until all the blood is drawn!

Lords in black: The Lords in Black demand!

Lords in black: You summon us once, you summon us twice!

Lords in black: You gamble it on a roll of the dice!

???: La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la.

Lords in black: The devil has won, it can’t be undone..

Lords in black: The book has all but closed on your life!

???: The Lords in Black are...The Lords in Black..

Blinky: We've been watching you Sammy, someone's been a little..naughty!

[Samuel gasps]

Tinky: Oh boy! A Spankoffski? I'm gonna have the whole set in my toy box!

Nibbly: Eliza, yum yum!

Eliza: Are you..the Lords in black?

Lords in black: From out of the depths of Hell and back! 

Lords in black: We travel very far..

Lords in black: Cover our souls with robes of black..

Lords in black: The Lords In Black, we are!  

Wiggly: Don't we so formal, Eliza. We’re all pally-wals here. I mean, look at us! We even hold court in your own tongue and form. Go Nighthawks!

[The lords in black laugh]

Pokey: Our true forms would melt your mind!

Wiggly: Don't freighten them Pokey, you nasty boy!

Eliza: We need to stop King George Jägerman! We heard, you could help us..

Lords in black: The Lords In Black will help you, yes!

Lords in black: You stupid, silly girl.  

Lords in black: Why help you with the Jägerman, when we can help the world!  

Wiggly: Hmm, we could. We could take hold of little Georgie, pull him right down to Drowsy Town.  

Nibbly: Swallow his soul, I wanna lick it!

Wiggly: But why? Georgie-Poo's about to get you! Tear you all to bloody bits!

Blinky: I wanna see that..

Eliza: How about a bargain?! We’ll give you whatever you want, just get rid of Jägerman!  

Wiggly: Whatever we want?!

Lords in black: Whatever we want, we want, we want!

Lords in black: Whatever we want, we get.  

Lords in black: Whatever you want, you want, you want. Forever in our debt!  

Wiggly: Hmm…what can you give to me? Let me check my Christmas list…Ah! There is something.  

Eliza: What?! What do you want from us?!

Tinky: Something fun..

Nibbly: Something tasty..

Wiggly: Oh, you’ll hardly miss it. We just want what you cherish most. That’s all.  

???: The Lords in Black, the Lords in Black call us..

Eliza: What we cherish most? What do you mean?

Pokey: What do you want Eliza!

Wiggly: One of you must give up the thing you treasure above all else.  

Pokey: Do it or die..

Eliza: Treasure above all else. I know what it is. My phone! My whole life’s on this thing! It has my contacts, my pictures-

Lords in black: WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PHONE!

Wiggly: We want what you really want. You can’t lie to us, Eliza. You can lie to yourself but not to me. Think about it.  

[Eliza turns around, seeing Wiggly, who is by: Alexander..]

Wiggly: Ah! There he is!

Alexander: Eliza?

Eliza: No, no!

Wiggly: What's in your pocket Elizabeth?

Lords in black: Elizabeth has got a gun! Tralala how fun!

Lords in black: Elizabeth has got the gun! She knows what must be done!

Wiggly: Put the bullet in his brain and we’ll take George of your plate..

Nibbly: Yum yum..

Eliza: No! I can’t!

Wiggly: Pay the price, or fuck off!

???: The Lords in Black, the Lords in Black call us..

Lords in black: From out of the depths of hell and back, us spawn of The Black and White..

Lords in black: Cover our souls with robes of black. And take up the arms of night..

Lords in black: You summon us once, you summon us twice!

Lords in black: You gamble it on a roll of the dice!

???: La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la.

Lords in black: The devil has won, it can’t be undone..

Lords in black: The book has all but closed on your life!

???: The Lords in Black are...The Lords in Black..

[The lords in black fade away]

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