Literal monster

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[All of the nerds run/scatter to hide, from him...]

Alexander: He’s got the hallway on lock.

Alexander: His fists are always half-cocked.

Alexander: He’s got me hiding in my locker!

Sasha: He’s got the face of a saint..

Sasha: That postpubescent strength..

Sasha: The hottest girl? Yeah he knocked her!

John: You have a girl? He'll seduce her..

Maria: If you're not him, you're a loser!

Alexander: It’s best to drop and play dead.

Alexander: Place your hands on your neck.

Alexander: Call the FEDS, block the thread, he’s straight ahead!

Nerds: You better leave your hopes behind..

Nerds: No one's gonna stop him!

Nerds: You better hope he's outta sight!

Nerds: Or your doomed to be a victim! You won't defeat his kind...

Nerds: Never look in the eye..

Nerds: He's a literal monster!

[The nerds scatter again]

John: He is juiced, he is jacked.

John: He’s hormones on the attack.

John: He’s the horror in every rumour!

Maria: I swear to God he has fangs.

Maria: Everyone knows how he bangs!

Maria: No one to blame if there’s no accuser!

Sasha: I once was his tutor, then I regarded my future!

Nerds: You better..

Alexander: Like a Nighthawk, he preys!

John: Like a jock, he cliches.

Nerds: And we pray, and we pray!

Nerds: You better leave your hopes behind..

Male Ensemble: You better, you better!

Nerds: No one’s gonna stop him!

Male Ensemble: You better, you better!

Nerds: You’d better hope he’s outta sight..

Male Ensemble: You better, you better!

Nerds: Or you’re doomed to be a victim!

Ariana(Ensemble):He roars...

Nerds: And he roars..

Ariana: And we cry!

Nerds: And we cry..

Ariana: He's the reason!

Nerds: He's the reason...

Ariana:  You will cry!

Nerds: He's a literal monster!

Nerds: A damn literal monster!

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