Scene 15, Nerdy Prudes Must Die ...

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K. George, groaning: Now look at what you fuckin’ nerds did! I pissed my fuckin’ pants!  

John: Uh, m-mission accomplished?

Eliza: George, don't move, we're gonna call you an ambulance-

K. George: SHUT UP ELIZA! You’re just like these fuckin’ losers! I’m gonna kill you all! Nerdy! Prudes! Must pay! You Nerdy! Prudes! Must! Die!

[He coughs, with his last breath, and dies...]

Eliza: George? George?!

Alexander: Holy shit! We killed him!

John: Oh my god, oh my god!

Maria: My pits!

Eliza: This was an accident! The video will show! Yeah, the video will show this was clearly an accident!

John: Uh, I actually didn’t get the fall…but I did get a lot of incriminating footage of us luring him here with malicious intent.

Alexander: That's gonna makes us look even more guilty!

Maria: Oh my god! We’re going to jail! And with my luck, no one will even bother with making me their bitch!  

Eliza: No, we are not going to jail!

Alexander: Really, Eliza? Cuz we just murdered a football star right before the big game.

Samuel: This wasn’t a murder! It wasn’t an accident. This was an act of God! King George Jägerman is a little perv and now, he’s rotting in Hell for it!  

Alexander: Oh! Yeah! Like that’s gonna fly in court! We’re smoked!  

Samuel: We’re not going to court!

Eliza: Samuel,  I don’t know what you’re thinking but we have to tell the police about this.

Samuel: Why? King George Jägerman was a menace and now he’s gone! No more tickling, no more bullying, no more tickling in our mommy spots! 

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