Mark, Karen, Samuel: Amen!
Mark: Alright, Chasitys! Dig in!
[They begin to eat]
Samuel: This looks great, mom!
Mark: Nothing says yummy like a mouth full of Mother’s meatloaf!
Karen: Oh, Mark! How was the open house? Any bites?
Mark: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to cast a longer rod, Mother.
Karen: Oh, Mark, why? I cannot believe no one wants to buy that beautiful old house!
Samuel: What house, dad?
Mark: Ah! The old Waylon place down on Hickory!
Samuel: Oh. THAT house..
Karen: What's wrong with it?
Samuel: It’s haunted. Everyone says so.
Mark: And that’s why it’ll never sell, Mother. Ghost stories.
Samuel: You don't believe them, dad?
Mark: I only believe in one ghost, Sammy. A Holy Spirit who resides in all of our hearts!
Samuel: You're right, dad.
Karen: How was your day, sweetie? Did you get the dance cancelled?
Samuel: I'm working on it.
Mark: Give him time, Mother.
Samuel: You would not believe what George Jägerman said to me today.
Karen: Jägerman? The football star?
Mark: Big game’s coming up! That boy’s got some arm on him!
Samuel: He came up to me in the hallway and he asked if he could carry my books?
[Karen gasps]
Karen: Oh Mark. Do you think you should call the boy’s father? That sort of thing happened at Hatchetfield High!
Mark: Oh, I don’t know, Mother. I wasn’t much older than him when I started carrying your books, Miss Chasity.
Samuel: DAD! GROSS! I told him no, obviously, I don’t even think about that sort of thing! Me and George and in carnal embrace? That’s ridiculous. Mom, will you pass the butt stuff?
[The room goes silent]
Samuel: But-butter. W-Will you pass the butter? I just want some head and brother-
Samuel: BREAD AND BUTTER. Bread and butt sex to go with my big shaft of meat I’m gonna choke down, Mom....
Mark: Are you alright Pumpkin?
Karen: You do look flush..
Samuel: I’m okay! I’ve just…I got butterflies, and they’re flying real low today..
Karen: Why don’t I draw you a bath?
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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