Miss Mulberry: Hello everyone. Can I have your attention please? Eyes on me. James, up here! Students of Hatchetfield High. It’s been a rough couple of weeks, hasn’t it? You’ve lost more than your fair share. Classmates, the mayor, the Big Game. Don’t worry! We’ll get ‘em next year. But the point is, you got through it together. Tonight is your homecoming. Enjoy it Nighthawks! Caw-caw!
[At homecoming, Lafayette comes in first. Bailey is there as security]
Bailey: Okay, alright!
[There's was nothing in his pockets. Lafayette walks into the gym, laughing quietly. Burr goes in next]
Bailey: Hey! Empty your pockets!
[Burr starts to empty his pockets]
Shapiro: Woah, woah, woah, woah. What’s this?
[She holds up a flask or one of those alcohol things]
Burr: Uh, I don't know!
Shapiro: Hm, I should give you an M.I.P. Get in there and don’t let me see you for the rest of the night!
[Burr gets inside, Alexander and Eliza arrive]
Shapiro: Well, well, Elizabeth Lauter and Alexander Spankoffski. Think you two can stay out of trouble tonight?
Alexander: Uh, I’m not making any promises.
Shapiro: What the fuck did you say to me? Get in there.
[The two get in, giggling]
Bailey: So, you really think those kids had nothing to do with the murders?
Shapiro: Don’t know, don’t care.
Bailey: And you’re really just gonna let Samuel Chasity walk?
Shapiro: I am gonna get some fuckin’ coffee.
Bailey: Come on! Shapiro! Hot-shit city detective! Hey! How do you explain the mayor’s disappearance?
Shapiro: It’s Hatchetfield. People go missing every day.
[Shapiro walks away]
[Meanwhile, in the gym]
Eliza: Wow…homecoming. You know for a minute there, I didn’t think we’d see it.
[Samuel arrives, in his light blue suit]
Samuel: Well I had a change of heart and decided not to get the dance cancelled.
Eliza: Thanks Samuel.
Samuel: Well gotta go. My date’s waiting. Did you guys know Burr goes to my church? Only for Christmas and Easter but we’re working on it!
[He walks away]
Alexander: Well, shall we?
Eliza: Ugh, you should know I’m a terrible dancer.
Alexander: Oh! Let me take the lead! I took 4 years of tap. Mom said it’ll help me make friends. Boy was she wrong.
[Eliza laughs]
Eliza: You're such a nerd. But the bowtie's growing on me!
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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