Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Dirty boy

[WARNING: Sexual things as stuff]

Cool K. George: Hey, boo. Daddy needs a little of that dirty soup.

Cool K. George: Slice me off a piece of that saucy you. I swear you got me hypnotised.

Cool K. George: You're lookin' all filthy-like.

Cool K. George: You know it's wrong, I know it's right!

Cool K. George: Chaste, Sam! I'd never ever tell you to behave.

Cool K. George: I am expecting you to be-betray me.

Cool K. George: I'm only in if you're over it. A one way ticket power trip with no room for censorship, babe...

Cool K. George: I'ma love you, all night long!

Cool K. George: But you gotta do wrong...Yeah you gotta do wrong! Oh!

Cool K. George: Dirty, dirty boy, won't you sing for me? Won't you love me like you don't care?

Cool K. George: Dirty, dirty boy, will you pray for me? While I push and pull on your hair!

Samuel: Hey, brute. You talk to me like you're in a locker room. It's clear you never stepped in a classroom.

Samuel: You think I'm leaving room for you, the trinity is more than two. You want me, can't be skipping school.

Samuel: For shame..

Samuel: I am expecting you to be-behave..

Samuel: You think you're thirsty, cravings are brave.

Samuel: Take a sip and soap you're soil now. You want a tour of the house? You better straighten out your crooked ways..

Samuel: I'm singing a sacred song!

Samuel: On your knees pray along, if you wanna last until dawn...

Samuel and Cool K. George: Oh! Dirty, dirty boy, won't you sing for me?

Cool K. George/(Samuel): Won't you love me(love me) like you don't care?

Samuel: I don't care about you!

Samuel and Cool K. George: Dirty, dirty boy, will you pray for me? While I push and pull on your hair!

[They back away]

Samuel and Cool K. George: I think I'm loving you more than I should..

Samuel: You got my judgement all muddy and cloudy!

Samuel and Cool K. George: AHH!

Samuel and Cool K. George: But the dirty boy soup got me hungry for more.

Samuel: And I..

Samuel and Cool K. George: I love that it's foul, but it's good.

Samuel: You're breaking hearts for the fun, and it's bloody!

Samuel and Cool K. George: AHH!

[They get close again]

Cool K. George: But the dirty boy soup got me hungry for more than that..

Samuel: But my dirty boy soup got me hungry for more...

Cool K. George: Hungry for more..

Samuel and Cool K. George: Hungry for more..

Samuel: Hungry for more..

Samuel: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good boy..

Cool K. George: Hungry for more..

Samuel: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good boy..

Cool K. George: Hungry for more..

Samuel: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good boy..

Cool K. George: I'm hungry for more!

Samuel: I'm a, I'm a, I'm a good boy..

Cool K. George: You're my good boy..

Samuel: Who on occasion gets dirty!

Samuel and Cool K. George: Dirty, dirty boy, won't you sing for me?

Cool K. George/(Samuel): Won't you love me(love me) like you don't care?

Samuel and Cool K. George: I won't care about you!

Samuel and Cool K. George: Dirty, dirty boy, will you pray for me? While our loving poisons the air!

[Samuel is suddenly back in his tub, flushed]

Cool K. George: Hey, boo. Daddy needs a little of that dirty soup...

[The imaginative George fades away]