Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Cool as I think I am

[Alexander hangs up and puts his phone down, the light shines on him only]

Alexander: I bet you call this luck, well that's your perspective.

Alexander: I bet this song will suck, doesn't take a detective.

Alexander: It's cool as I think I am. It's as cool as I think I am. Woah, woah, oh...

Alexander: Princess Leia told me I’d just as soon kiss a Wookie.I’m straight to DVD, well, more like a bootlegged copy.

Alexander: I'm as cool as I think I am. I'm as cool as I think I am. Woah, woah, oh..

Alexander: What if all my thoughts were stronger?

Alexander: What if my beliefs were taller?

Alexander: What if I were king of the hill, captain of the team?

Alexander: Way cooler than I think I am. Way cooler than I think I am. Woah, woah, oh..

Alexander: Why did she pick me? I hope I don’t know the answer.

Alexander: Cheating’s a two-way street, but every crime needs a partner

Alexander: I'm as cool as she thinks I am.

Imaginative Ensemble: Cool as she thinks..

Alexander: I'm as cool as she thinks I am. Woah, woah, oh..

Imaginative Ensemble: Cool as she really thinks I am..

Alexander: Then again I'm deranged..

Imaginative Ensemble: Then again I'm deranged!

Alexander: Puberty’s got me fuelled!

Imaginative Ensemble: Puberty’s got me fuelled.

Alexander: She’s the brawn and the brains.

Imaginative Ensemble: She’s the brawn and the brains.

Alexander: Can that really be true?

Alexander: Smarter than she thinks she is?

Imaginative Ensemble: Smarter than she thinks she is.

Alexander: She's smarter than she thinks she is. Woah, woah-

Alexander: What if I were wrong?

Imaginative Ensemble: What if I were wrong?

Alexander: It's only in my head.

Imaginative Ensemble: It's only in my head.

Alexander: What if people-

Imaginative Ensemble and Alexander: See me as someone other than who I am.

Alexander: Cooler than I think I am. Am I cooler than I think I am?

Imaginative Ensemble: Woah, woah!

Alexander: If I can finally be cool I will know that I’m not a loser!

Alexander: And if I finally break the rules, I will know of my world
I’m the ruler!  

[He pauses]

Alexander: But is that who I think I am? But is that who I think I am? Woah, woah, oh...

Alexander: Who do I think I am?  Who do I think I am?  Woah, woah...

[He arrives at Pasqualli’s]