Alexander: Just do it...please..
[Eliza hesitates, but then shoots]
[George comes by, beatboxing, and grabs the bullet]
K. Ģêøřğĕ: WOAHHH. Careful with that thing, Eliza. You might hurt somebody and that’s my fuckin’ job!
Alexander: Stay away from her!
[He gets to George, but he grabs Alexander's arm]
K. Ģêøřğĕ: Hey, I just took a bullet for you bro. GIVE ME A BREAK!
[He turns Alexander's arm around]
Alexander: AGH!
Eliza: Alex?!
K. Ģêøřğĕ: I wanna thank you, Eliza. used to worry my life would be over after high school. Now I see the afterlife’s not so bad. It’s just poundin’ nerds! Once I’m done with you butt-nuggets I’ll take care of those losers over at Sycamore then the whole damn town of Clivesdale. ALL THE NERDY PRUDES MUST PAY!
K. Ģêøřğĕ: But I'm gonna start with you, Eliza..You lured me into that house, you betrayed me! YOU FUCKIN' JUDAS!
[Eliza backs up a bit, then all of a sudden..]
Samuel: So you do know the Bible!
K. Ģêøřğĕ: Samuel..
Eliza: Samuel, get out of here!
Samuel: I always thought there was something about your wrath that was so...Old Testament...
K. Ģêøřğĕ: Huh?
Samuel: I used to crush on another guy who rose from the grave. Guess you could say I have a type. But Jesus never threw a football like you, George!
Alexander: Samuel, what are you talking about?
K. Ģêøřğĕ: Shut your fuckin’ fart-hole, Spankoffski! I wanna hear this!
[He turns back to Samuel]
K. Ģêøřğĕ: As you were saying, Samuel?
Samuel: You were right about me George, I tried to hide it, pray it away. But you were right. I'm a dirty boy...
[George's eyes widen, he grins]
K. Ģêøřğĕ: FUCK YEAH!
Samuel: And I've been in my bathtub every night, brewing up a big ol' pot of dirty boy soup just for you..
K. Ģêøřğĕ: What?
Samuel: It's what you call my bathwater in my sexual fantasies.
K. Ģêøřğĕ: That's nasty! I like it..
Samuel: Oh yeah? You dirty dude...
Eliza: What the fuck is happening right now?!
[Samuel goes under the bleachers]
Samuel: Take me George! Right here under the fifty yard line!
K. Ģêøřğĕ: But, uh, Sammy! I gotta kill these nerds!
Samuel: Are you really gonna pass this up? Are you gonna come under the bleachers with me? Or am I gonna have to find another stud to use?
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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