Scene 21, heckin fudged..

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[Start of ACT II]

[Samuel wakes up, startled]

Karen: Samuel?! What's wrong?!

Samuel: Oh, I had a nightmare. A terrible nightmare. King George Jägerman was dead and he was angry, he was so angry. He wasn't sexy at all.. Mama, I'm cured!

Karen: That’s nice, dear. But you better hurry or you won’t be early for school.

Samuel: It’s 6:30 already? Shoot and Shinola!

[Samuel gets out of bed, he folds his blanket]

Karen: Oh, Mark, I'm worried about Samuel. Sleeping in like this, it’s not like him!

Mark: Well, he's 18, Mother. Remember how wild we were at his age? On the phone til 8PM, sneaking out to watch PG films?  

Karen: I never did that!

[Samuel comes downstairs, ready]

Samuel: Good morning, Daaaaddy!  

Mark: Good morning, sweetheart!

Karen: Do you have everything you need for school?

Samuel: Just missing a kiss from mommy!

Karen: Oh, Sammy!

[She kisses his forehead, Mark's phone gets a call]

Mark: Oh! Hang on, gang! This is important!

[He answers it]

Mark: Hello?

[He gasps]

Mark: Really? They did it! It's sold!

Karen: Oh, Mark! That's wonderful!

Samuel: Congratulations, dad.

Mark, on the phone: Uh huh. Uh huh.

Karen: See, I told you your father would sell that old Waylon Place one of these days!

[Samuel is shocked for a second]

Samuel: What? What house sold?

Karen: The old Waylon Place on Hickory?

Mark, on the phone: And the home inspectors got there this morning? What did they find? You don’t say…you don’t say! Well, I’ll be down there in a jiffy!  

[Mark hangs up]

Samuel: What'd they find, dad?

Mark: They didn’t say. Only that I should come and have a look for myself. Gosh, I hope it’s not termites! Have a great day at school, sweetheart!

[Mark exits the house, Karen walks away]

Samuel: Oh, heck. I'm so heckin fudged..

[He walks away, going to school]

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