[A few minutes later, the group goes to the Waylon place]
Samuel: There it is. The Waylon Place.
Alexander: Isn't this like breaking and entering?
Samuel: I’m not breaking anything! My dad’s the realtor! The house was built in 1910 by Matthias and Agatha Waylon. Wealthy, eccentric, they went on to build the city’s most important landmarks like The Starlight Theatre, The Gazette. Even the schoolhouse that would one day become Hatchetfield High. They took a back waterlog in town and turned it into their own personal paradise, where they were free to indulge in their eclectic interests.
Maria: W-what interests?
Samuel: Oh yeah. A little Satanism.
Alexander: Oh baloney..
Samuel: It’s true! Human sacrifices, demonic rituals, sex magic! Eventually, the people of Hatchetfield got fed up with this cult. An angry mob burst through those doors and found The Waylons and their followers and hacked them to bloody bits. But as they say, nothing really dies in The Waylon House. Their angry spirits haunt these halls to this very day. And when K. George Jägerman comes in contact with these “ghosts”? We’re gonna film the whole thing. We’re gonna post a video of him crying for his mommy, wetting himself with fear! And then, he will cease to be the most terrifying, hottest bully in Hatchetfield! He will forever be known as #PottyPants.
Eliza: PottyPants? How about PissyPants?
Samuel: I’m not comfortable with the plan if it involves that kind of language.
Alexander: I’m not comfortable with this place. It’s not structurally sound. Ergh…
Eliza: Yeah, something reeks..
John, Maria and Samuel: Sorry, that's me.
John: I have overactive sweat glands
Maria: I'm allergic to deodorant.
Samuel: Bathing isn't safe for me right now.
Eliza: God, you’re nerds.
Maria: Um, excuse me, if I put on antiperspirant, I break out in hives, and when I scratch them, they bleed, and pus comes out. I get pus in my pits
Eliza: Yeah, okay, we're moving on from that.
Maria: Don't bully me. Who invited her anyway?
Samuel: Eliza's the most important part of the plan! You’re the bait for our trap. You’re gonna tell K. George Jägerman something super fun is going on in The Waylon House, something he wouldn’t want to miss, like a Bible study.
Eliza: Or a party..
Samuel: Yes! Come on, guys! We could do this!
[He snaps his fingers]
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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