Bully the bully

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Samuel: We're gonna bully the bully.

Samuel: We’re gonna film him losin’ his cooly.

Samuel: We’re gonna make it spooky.

Alexander: It's goofy!

Samuel: Got a better plan?

John: We'll make him shit his pants!

Maria: The Jägerman?

Samuel: We’re gonna invoke his fury.

Samuel: By making him freak prematurely.

Samuel: And then well have him judged by the jury in the public eye.

Samuel: He’s just a nerd in disguise!

Eliza: Hey, why do you keep doing that?

Samuel: Alex's got the blanket, Mar you're in charge of techie and Johnny tapes!

John: What's out budget?

Samuel: Eliza's gonna lure a man with her charm.

Eliza: I am?

Samuel: And once we get him walking in the haunted and ancient Old Waylon Place...

Maria, John, Eliza, and Alexander: Yeah?

Samuel: Alex's gonna jump on out, Jäger gonna Jäger out!

All: We're gonna bully the bully.

All: We’re takin’ back schooly, schooly.

All: We’re gonna make him a dirty movie:

All: Where the losers win!

All: And the joke is on him!

Eliza: Yeah!

John: Okay!

Samuel: We got a fealty, a duty!

John: Standing for the nerdy, the fruity!

Alexander: We’re turning into-

Alexander and Eliza: Boating, viking, gonna wreck his ship.

Maria: We're gonna cut off his nips!

John, Samuel and Alexander: Yeah!

Eliza: Wait, what?

John: We’ll spill his guts, we’ll steal his lunch, We’ll beat him up-

Samuel: No! We're gonna be real cool.

John, Maria, Eliza and Alexander: Oh..

Samuel: To beat a Jägerman you can't beat him where  he's most equipped.

John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: Can't beat him where he's most equipped.

Samuel: He’s twice our size, he’s maximised. But we know how to strategise and use our tools!

John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: Ahhh!

John: So we're not gonna kick his ass?

Samuel: Do you wanna conserve your mass?

John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: We're gonna-

John: Kick!

Alexander: Pop!

Maria: Splat!

Samuel: Be cool..

John, Alexander, and Maria: We're gonna-

John: Smash!

Alexander: Flam!

Maria: Spank!

Samuel: Stay cool..

John, Alexander, and Maria: We're gonna-

John: Voom!

Alexander: Tank!

Maria: Swarm!

Samuel: No! We're gonna be cool beans.

John, Alexander, and Maria: Ohh

Samuel: We're gonna keep the beans cool.

All: We’re gonna keep the beans, beans are cool.

All: Keep the beans are cool, keep the beans, beans cool!

All: Beans cool? Excellent!

All: We’re gonna bully the bully.

All: We’re gonna-gonna rule the unruly, unruly.

All: He’s gonna-gonna dooky his booty!

All: And our problem’s solved.

Alexander: And our problem's solved

John: And the school can evolve.

Eliza: And the school can evolve!

Alexander and John: We’re gonna get the jock pleading!

All: Watch the incumbent conceding.

All: We’re gonna make the nerdy the new thing!

Maria: Pull the pin!

Samuel: Eliza, get into position!

Alexander: Time to thicken our skin!

Eliza: One hell of a mission.

All: We'll fight sin with sin!

All: Let the games begin...

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