Samuel: We're gonna bully the bully.
Samuel: We’re gonna film him losin’ his cooly.
Samuel: We’re gonna make it spooky.
Alexander: It's goofy!
Samuel: Got a better plan?
John: We'll make him shit his pants!
Maria: The Jägerman?
Samuel: We’re gonna invoke his fury.
Samuel: By making him freak prematurely.
Samuel: And then well have him judged by the jury in the public eye.
Samuel: He’s just a nerd in disguise!
Eliza: Hey, why do you keep doing that?
Samuel: Alex's got the blanket, Mar you're in charge of techie and Johnny tapes!
John: What's out budget?
Samuel: Eliza's gonna lure a man with her charm.
Eliza: I am?
Samuel: And once we get him walking in the haunted and ancient Old Waylon Place...
Maria, John, Eliza, and Alexander: Yeah?
Samuel: Alex's gonna jump on out, Jäger gonna Jäger out!
All: We're gonna bully the bully.
All: We’re takin’ back schooly, schooly.
All: We’re gonna make him a dirty movie:
All: Where the losers win!
All: And the joke is on him!
Eliza: Yeah!
John: Okay!
Samuel: We got a fealty, a duty!
John: Standing for the nerdy, the fruity!
Alexander: We’re turning into-
Alexander and Eliza: Boating, viking, gonna wreck his ship.
Maria: We're gonna cut off his nips!
John, Samuel and Alexander: Yeah!
Eliza: Wait, what?
John: We’ll spill his guts, we’ll steal his lunch, We’ll beat him up-
Samuel: No! We're gonna be real cool.
John, Maria, Eliza and Alexander: Oh..
Samuel: To beat a Jägerman you can't beat him where he's most equipped.
John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: Can't beat him where he's most equipped.
Samuel: He’s twice our size, he’s maximised. But we know how to strategise and use our tools!
John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: Ahhh!
John: So we're not gonna kick his ass?
Samuel: Do you wanna conserve your mass?
John, Maria, Eliza, and Alexander: We're gonna-
John: Kick!
Alexander: Pop!
Maria: Splat!
Samuel: Be cool..
John, Alexander, and Maria: We're gonna-
John: Smash!
Alexander: Flam!
Maria: Spank!
Samuel: Stay cool..
John, Alexander, and Maria: We're gonna-
John: Voom!
Alexander: Tank!
Maria: Swarm!
Samuel: No! We're gonna be cool beans.
John, Alexander, and Maria: Ohh
Samuel: We're gonna keep the beans cool.
All: We’re gonna keep the beans, beans are cool.
All: Keep the beans are cool, keep the beans, beans cool!
All: Beans cool? Excellent!
All: We’re gonna bully the bully.
All: We’re gonna-gonna rule the unruly, unruly.
All: He’s gonna-gonna dooky his booty!
All: And our problem’s solved.
Alexander: And our problem's solved
John: And the school can evolve.
Eliza: And the school can evolve!
Alexander and John: We’re gonna get the jock pleading!
All: Watch the incumbent conceding.
All: We’re gonna make the nerdy the new thing!
Maria: Pull the pin!
Samuel: Eliza, get into position!
Alexander: Time to thicken our skin!
Eliza: One hell of a mission.
All: We'll fight sin with sin!
All: Let the games begin...
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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