???: Boo! Boo-hoo!
Maria: Huh? Who’s watching me?
???: You fuckin’ sucked, Flem-wad!
Maria: Oh no! My anxiety!
[She gags]
Maria: I'm gonna hurl! No!
???: What’s the matter, Maria? Having a little stage fright?!
[The light shines on George...]
Maria: King George Jägerman?! Ah-ah-ah-
K. Ģêøřğə: I believe your next line is: AHHH!
[The lights turn off]
Maria: No! I can’t see! Somebody help!
K. Ģêøřğə: Find your light, NERD!
[The lights turn back on, George is right behind Maria, holding on to her pants..]
Maria: AHHH!
K. Ģêøřğə: Where are you going, Maria? I wanna cast you as my leading lady! She’s got quite the death scene! Let’s raise the curtains, shall we?!
[He pulls on her...you know what it is]
K. Ģêøřğə: Project Maria, they can’t hear ya in the back row!
Maria: OW! MY BUTT! YOU'RE SPLITTING ME INTO TWO!
K. Ģêøřğə: The show is called Big Fuckin’ Wedgie. We’re still in previews but critics say it’s quite a: KILLER!
[He pulls on it even tighter!]
Maria: NO! GEORGE! PLEASE! Please...
[Her body moves down and dies... George puts the "you know what" over her head]
K. Ģêøřğə: What a stirring performance. Take a bow, bitch..
[He drops her body]
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
RandomOne night, a terrible incident goes wrong at a Waylon place. Alexander, John, Maria, Samuel, and Eliza were forced to bury the body of King George. But what happens when that dead body comes to life? Find out! Warning: This a very horror and mature...
