All: Break!
John: Oh yeah! We’re shooting this prank in 4K, it’s gonna look beast! Uh, you think we can get a little more light in here?
Samuel: John! The whole point is that it’s in the dark!
John: Well then, I’m gonna have to shoot the whole thing in a wide, and it’s gonna look like shit!
[Maria cones by, talking on her phone]
Maria: Wait, wait, wait don’t take me off your call list! No, I’m not gonna switch my internet provider, but I-I still wanna talk! Hello? Hello? Hello-
Eliza: Who's that?
Maria: My boyfriend.
Eliza: Sounds like a telemarketer.
Maria: Okay, my ex-boyfriend.
Eliza: Okay, well, Jägerman's on his way.
Maria: Oh..
Eliza: You ready?
Maria: I don't know, I'm nervous.
Eliza: No, no, no, don’t be. You got this.
Maria: You’re like, super nice to me.
Eliza: Not really. I’m just doing the bare minimum here.
Maria: You're the beat friend I ever had.
Eliza: That's sad.
Maria: I think I'm in love with you.
[Silence]
Eliza: Okay...
[Meanwhile with Alexander and John]
Alexander: Uh, be honest, John. Am I reading as ghost, or Daveed Diggs?
John: You kind of look like that Homeless Guy from downtown. But that could still work, he gets pretty scary sometimes.
Alexander: You know, maybe I should lose the glasses.
John: Hey, Alex. Check it out. She came all the way out here, just to help you, buddy. She’s waiting for you.
Alexander: Really? You think Eliza actually likes me?
John: No. I'm talking about Maria! She’s so fucking thirsty! You could just, uh, hit it and quit it, bro.
Alexander: Yeah, I don't think I want to..
John: You're fucking useless, Alex..
Samuel: Alright! Everyone get to your post! K. George Jägerman's coming up the walkway. Operation Potty Pants is about to commence.
[Everyone heads into their position]
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Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die
RastgeleOne night, a terrible incident goes wrong at a Waylon place. Alexander, John, Maria, Samuel, and Eliza were forced to bury the body of King George. But what happens when that dead body comes to life? Find out! Warning: This a very horror and mature...
