Hamilton x Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Hatchet town

Dan: I've never known darker times..

Dan: And I covered the protests live at the Hatchetfield kennel!

Dan: I am Dan Reynolds!

Dan: With Action News weekdays at 10PM.

Bailey: I hate to relay the news..

Bailey: But the football team might be screwed.

Bailey: Stay inside, watch your children!

Bailey: Cuz a losing streak's coming!

Bryce citizen: A losing streak's coming!

Solomon: There's a man on the loose and he's got a gun, better put out the APB..

Solomon: The psychos killed two, if he gets me next, make it three!

Jerry and Bryce citizen: If he gets me next I could be three-

All: We're chasing goose and we don't know how!

All: Watch the blame go around..

All: Man down, down, down, down..

Dan: Who's swinging the Hatchet now in Hatchet town..

All: Someone's got their hands on the hatchet handle..

All: Swinging on the youth, it's a hatchet scandal!

All: Careful of your folks will end up a cannibal's plate..

All: It ain't great!  

All: You're better on the run than you are hiding..

All: Suddenly this quiet town's exciting..

Jerry: I heard that the brains were soup. Their intestines were cut in tow, so it's gotta be Donna!

Donna: What?!

Dan: Yeah, it's gotta be Donna!

Donna: Dan!

Karen: Ziggy was in the school. We all know they're the local mule selling drugs to our children!

Ziggy: Seriously? Is that a crime?

Karen: We all know they love killing!

Ziggy: I certainly don't love killing.

All: Barry's on the loose and he's got a gun and he's got a motive to kill!

Man in a hurry: I'm in a hurry!

All: The case is closed, his description matches the bill..

Solomon/Jerry/Bryce citizen: Fits the bill, it fits the bill..

All: The killer's gotta go for what he's done! If you don't take him in, I will..

Man in a hurry: Get your hands off of me!

All: Man down, down, down, down who's swinging the Hatchet now in..

Girls/(Boys) Hatchet town!(Solomon's got his hands on the hatchet handle)

Solomon: What, what, what?!

All: Swinging on the youth from his high mandle!

Solomon: I am the mayor!

All: Careful or your kids will end up on Charlie's plate!

Charlie: Excuse me!

All: He just ate!

Charlie: How dare you..

All: You're better on the run than you are hiding...

All: Suddenly this quiet town's divided..

All: Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill..

All: But we're singing still!

Bryce citizen: Ohh, I remember before the lockdown. The sun was shining on our town..

Bryce citizen: And our kids could walk, the streets!

Bryce citizen: Ohh, I remember the candy and rainbows!

Bryce citizen: No hatred, only halos, and I knew what a life could mean!

Bryce citizen: Until Gerald, went on his murder spree..

Dan: I knew it was Gerald!

Gerald: Linda, call my lawyer..

Bailey: Let's kill him!

All: Someone's got their hands on the hatchet handle..

All: Swinging on the youth, it's a hatchet scandal!

All: Careful or your kids will encounter a terrible fate, we're at hell's gate!

All: You're better on the run from this bloody-letting..

All: Suddenly the show is real upsetting..

All: It's looking like the Hatchet sun is setting on us. Who can we trust?

All: Who's swinging the Hatchet now?

All: Can I shit or will I drown?

All/(Karen): Man down, down (it's going down)
Down, down (It's going down!)

All: Who stepped on our hallow ground, in Hatchet town?