chapter 5 - forced marriage

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Craig POV

Craig: "Well, EXCUSE ME! If I was never living, then your life would be much more boring and meaningless, and the people around you would miss me a lot since I'm literally a prince, you idiot!"

Tweek: "okay yall I think we should calm down."

Craig: "Oh, so you're telling me to calm down when she basically called me the reason why life sucks? What a great idea, Molly."

Molly then whispers to tweek

Molly: "He's being sarcastic."

Tweek: "I know I'm not stupid."

Molly: "I know. I'm just making sure you know."

Tweek: "I know, but it's still pretty damn obvious to know that he is."

I notice that tweek and Molly are whispering to eachother, once they stop whispering, tweek looks at me with a playful smile on his face, almost looking like he was laughing

These idiots... If I wasn't here on this damn forest with them, I would be chilling in the castle with the people who actually like and care about me, unlike these two idiots

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I looked at Molly for a moment. This girl is crazy... I wonder why tweek even agreed to being her friend. Damn I'm walking with two bastards one that's a crazy girl and the other a dumbass why did I even come along with them? I should've told them no, but I didn't.

I'm going to get so pissed off with them if they say anything idiotic and I wish I could say that I wish I didn't come with them but I already am stuck with them so I guess I'll just have to put up with their bullsh*t

then Molly points at the sky

Molly: "Look, it's a bird."

I looked at the sky, a bit confused with an expression saying 'really bro?'

Craig: "Uh yeah, it's a bird, so what? How is this relevant to anyth-"

i stopped midway and then realized

Craig: "Did you just point at a bird to change the topic of this conversation?.."

Molly: "Yeah, so i don't want to deal with your bull$h¡t"

Craig: "What the f*** did I even do!?"

I said with a hint of anger in my voice. then glances at tweek, i want him to defend me, but tweek just shrugs

Molly: "live"

I had gotten back to my previous state of anger as I was a bit shocked

Craig: "EXCUSE ME!? What the hell do you mean by me living you psycho!?"

Molly: "I mean, if you were never born, life will be fun without you!"

Craig: "If I was never living, then your life would be much more boring and meaningless, and the people around you would miss me a lot since I'm literally a prince, you idiot!"

Tweek: "okay yall I think we should calm down."

Craig: "Oh, so you're telling me to calm down when she basically called me the reason why life sucks? What a great idea."

Molly whispers to tweek

Molly: "He's being sarcastic."

Tweek: "I know I'm not stupid."

Molly: "I know. I'm just making sure you knew."

tweek chuckles a bit

Tweek: "I know, but it's still pretty damn obvious."

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