BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Julian: Life is like Robin. It's short.

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Cap: Last week, Pat tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

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Mary: Hey Fanny, do you have any hobbies?
Fanny: Swimming..
Mary: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Fanny: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Kitty: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Fanny: Why is Mary's a monster?
Mary: Kitty, you forgot Fanny's! Its only an empty space!
Kitty, proudly: Exactly.

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Kitty: Would you rather kill Julian, or—
Pat: Yes, kill them.
Kitty: I didn't say the other thing—
Pat: I don't need to hear it.
Julian: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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Mary: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
Julian: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Mary: They're not.
Julian: Haha, very funny.
Mary: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Julian: No... what happened?
Mary: ...Why would you fall for this again-

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Julian: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Mike: We have heart?
Julian: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Mary: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Julian, to Captain: If Mike doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Mike, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Humphrey: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Humphrey, gesturing to Fanny and Robin fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!

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Kitty, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Kitty, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Kitty: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Fanny, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Mary: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Mary: Here you go.
Fanny:
Mary:
Humphrey: Why am I here?

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Julian: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Robin: If you say me, I swear I'll—
Julian: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!

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Fanny: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Pat: Even better!
Fanny: What the fuck did you-
Pat: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.