BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Alison: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Humphrey: I am a responsible adult!
Kitty: *raises brow*
Humphrey: I am an adult.

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Humphrey: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Julian: Sure.
Humphrey: Your life!
Julian: Actually, my life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning.
Humphrey: Julian, no.

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Kitty: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Alison: So you're just gonna wait until Julian is in danger and save them?
Kitty: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Alison: ...
Alison: You're insane.