BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Thomas: As your best friend—
Captain: Humphrey is my best friend.
Thomas, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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Robin: I like your new pants!
Julian: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Robin: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Julian: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Robin: Thats's... not what I meant.
Julian: That's a terrible way to run a business, Robin.

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Mary: You're violent.
Pat: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Julian: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Captain: I don't want your advice.
Julian: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Kitty: Who's in charge here?
Robin, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.