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Humphrey: So, what is Robin to you?
Julian: The reason I wake up every morning.
Humphrey: ...That's adorable.
Robin earlier that morning, barging into Julian′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Alison : Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Humphrey: AS ENEMIES?!
Alison :

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Kitty: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Robin: Throw rocks at he.
Mary: Hot Dogs.
Humphrey: Kill him.
Kitty: Thanks guys.

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Julian: Two bros!
Julian: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Julian: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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