BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Alison: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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Fanny: Oh, they left the bowl out?
Fanny: It says, "Take two pieces of candy."
Humphrey: Nobody around though...
*Humphrey grabs the entire bowl and runs off with it*
Fanny: NO—

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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Mary: I choose to waive that right.
Mary: *screaming*

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Julian: Just be careful, Kitty!
Kitty: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Julian!
Kitty: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Captain: This bloodline ends with me.
Humphrey: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Julian, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
Captain: Ok, I think it's time to turn off the game for a little while.
Julian: But I'm having fun!

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Julian: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Captain:
Captain: I like you.