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Pat: When did you become a hero?
Humphrey: Um... the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Pat: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Humphrey: Well... sucks to be you, don't it.

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Robin: What's the status up here?
Kitty: Fucked up, about to die, Cap's a nerd. The usual.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Mary: No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...

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