BBC Ǥʰ𝐎sтS | incorrect quotes

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Alison: You borrowed a crane?
Thomas: Not exactly.
Humphrey: You stole a crane?!
Thomas: Exactly.

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Thomas: Am I going to far?
Pat: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Captain: But we're friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!
Mary: That'll never happen! In fact, you just lost "Mary" privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or 'Hey, you.'.
Captain: Come on, Mary.
Mary: *glares*
Captain: Come on, Hey you."

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Robin: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from?
Alison: I am Libarian.
Robin: Oh, my bad.
Robin, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?

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Julian: I baked you a pie!
Mike: Really?! What flavor?
Julian: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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Robin: Fight me!
Julian: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Julian: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Mary: Why would anyone want to harm Julian?
Fanny: Maybe because they met him.

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Alison: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Mike: Can't relate.
Robin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Kitty: I just ended a five year relationship.
Robin: Oh no, are you okay?
Kitty: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

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Alison: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Thomas: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Captain: And you just ran away?!
Alison: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Robin: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Julian: The Ocean is a soup.
Thomas:
Thomas: Do elaborate.
Julian: What is needed for something to be a soup?
Thomas: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Julian: *Tilts head*
Thomas: The Ocean is a Soup.
Julian: The Ocean is a Soup.